I had a thought earlier today.
"What if Coulson has always been an LMD?"
Think about it. In Iron Man he survived Stane's Iron Monger rampage, the overloading of the main arc reactor, and the explosion when Stane hit it. Without so much as a scratch. From ground zero!
Think about how he handled the two crooks in A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Thor's Hammer.
Think about how he managed to survive a good 5 minutes after being stabbed through the heart in The Avengers, maneuvered Loki into a position were he could shoot him, and then shot him with unerring accuracy ... with a hipshot ... using a bazooka!
Maybe he's always been an LMD and every time he gets whacked they just upload his program into a new chassis?
Maybe he's always been an LMD and every time he gets whacked they just upload his program into a new chassis?
Maybe he's always been an LMD and every time he gets whacked they just upload his program into a new chassis?
Except that something can only be a decoy if it's distracting from/impersonating something else, and can only be a "life model" if there's someone alive for it to be modeled on. So if there's no real Coulson, then what you're describing isn't an LMD, just... an android.
I had a thought earlier today.
"What if Coulson has always been an LMD?"
Think about it. In Iron Man he survived Stane's Iron Monger rampage, the overloading of the main arc reactor, and the explosion when Stane hit it. Without so much as a scratch. From ground zero!
Think about how he handled the two crooks in A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Thor's Hammer.
Think about how he managed to survive a good 5 minutes after being stabbed through the heart in The Avengers, maneuvered Loki into a position were he could shoot him, and then shot him with unerring accuracy ... with a hipshot ... using a bazooka!
Maybe he's always been an LMD and every time he gets whacked they just upload his program into a new chassis?
A blank LMD programmed to be the perfect SHIELD agent, or a real SHIELD agent from back in the day that was so good SHIELD didn't want to lose him even after he was dead?
Well, technically an android that looks completely human would still be a Life Model Decoy in the semantics of the label. It's just not an Existing Person Duplicate Life Model Decoy.
Anyway, at this point I'm just getting sick of hearing the term "LMD," so I really, really hope Coulson isn't one. I mean, as I may have said already, it would be boring if the big, deep, dark secret were exactly the thing that everyone guessed from the word go. (Cf. "John Harrison.") It's just so obvious a thing to suspect that I have to feel they're really planning something else.
"Spared no expense." Ahh, so the plane was built by John Hammond!
I think we should start a drinking game based on Coulson saying 'It's a magical place.'
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I think we should start a drinking game based on Coulson saying 'It's a magical place.'
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Drink two for every Marvel movie reference.
There's been 2 already.
I love the fact that we're getting a Thor promo every week.
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