TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I think we'll pass on the snu-snu, but thanks for asking."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: (whispering) Like I said, I got a line on a prime Vulcan brain for your controller. Show some patience.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Boy, Harry Mudd's really slipping ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: "Press the button marked 'Funky' and watch that motherfucker go, DJ."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Well, gentlemen, it may well just be a curious mental effect of comparative perception, but whatever it is, I'm getting seriously hot for the redhead."

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Gads. I sure got hammered that last time we visited Argos. Are you sure I nailed all four of those broads?"

Chekov: "Aye, Keptan."

 

[Captain Crow]

Diamond Jim: He got no brain! What am I suppose to with him?

The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: Is you stupid or something? Pimp him out! Double the pecker, double the price!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (off camera): "Saavik?"

 

[Tribble]

KIRK: "Ahhhhhhh.........how did THAT get in my slide presentation?"

Sulu: Because it depicts the perfect example of a ... slide?

Sulu: There is a reason I'm gay, you know...

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: Sulu, stop poking my butt with your ... laser pointer. That bloody hurts!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk and his men were becoming aroused up until Go-Go bared her other set of teeth.

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: I've always wanted to be on TV.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GO-GO: We make error. "Knee to the balls" is pain not delight.

 

[Tan Ru]

KIRK: Well, in those early days Mister Chekov, all we had were those bulky colored flashlights to explore the galaxy……

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Not the golden shower!

 

[Rat Boy]

After his latest trip to his physical therapist, Kirk was determined to get out of this crappy HMO no matter what the cost.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: That's nasty! You two girls quit eating that shit from that one cup.

 

[Gepard]

"Kirk to Chapel, I have a remote control you might like to borrow."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Call the patent office, my robo-barber is a success!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Greetings. My name is Mister Spock. My friends here are Dr. McCoy and Mister Scott. We would like to beam down for some anonymous sex."