TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Chekov: "I t'ink you've got a case, Keptin."
    Sulu: "Sue the tits off of 'em."

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  2. Nerys Myk

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    Spock <thinking> Commander Scott's right sideburn is one point three millimeters longer than his left one. Six years, ten months to go. Damn it.
     
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    Kirk: Ion storm interference?
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    What are these switches marked "Parallel" and "Crossways"?

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  6. captain crow

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    Thanks for the win ShatmanBoo


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    Chekov: Keptin, as you can see Uranus is small.


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  11. Alpha_Geek

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    Kirk to McCoy. Bones, wait till you see how Spock has screwed up his Lobot costume for the Halloween party!
     
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    (darn you Shat, you stole my idea.......) :p

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    CHEKOV: "Kepten, please tell Mister Sulu to get out of MY seat."
     
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    KIRK: "oh man, I hate it when he does this! Mister Sulu! Keep you mitts off the gawd-damned camera controls!"
     
  15. captain crow

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    Chekov: Keptin, de planet iz inhabited by a highly intelligent species know a Keyboard Cateans.


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    Sulu, whispering to Chekov: For some odd reason I'm strangely attracted to her and I don't know why.

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  16. Rat Boy

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  17. Shatmandu

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  19. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "Okay, you've made your point. Now switch back to the fat chicks."
     
  20. Jonas Grumby

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    First contact with the inhabitants of planet Feminius 5...

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