Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Oct 11, 2009.
Chekov: "I t'ink you've got a case, Keptin."
Sulu: "Sue the tits off of 'em."
KIRK: A hostess station? No, not since I graduated from the Academy.
Spock (to Redshirt at turbolift): "Mr. Daly, the correct way to announce your arrival on the bridge would be 'Security reporting as ordered, sir,' not 'Ay caramba! Madonna with meatballs!'"
Spock <thinking> Commander Scott's right sideburn is one point three millimeters longer than his left one. Six years, ten months to go. Damn it.
Kirk: Ion storm interference?
Chekov: Sulu's gaydar scan of Planet Oz.
What are these switches marked "Parallel" and "Crossways"?
Kirk: Say hello to my little friend!
Thanks for the win ShatmanBoo
Chekov: Keptin, as you can see Uranus is small.
Sarah Palin: I can see a Russian from where I'm standing.
Redshirt #1:I'll go first!
Redshirt #2:No! I have seniority.
Spock(thinking):This ought to be funny.
Internet memes take their football seriously.
Sulu (excited): I had no idea you were in the Rockettes, Captain...
Kirk: Goddamned Roger Korby.
Kirk: Dammit, why did I shell out all the cash for a widescreen TV if I still get these black bars on the side?
Chekov: You made it to keptin and you didn't get the talk on aspect ratio? Peetiful.
Kirk to McCoy. Bones, wait till you see how Spock has screwed up his Lobot costume for the Halloween party!
(darn you Shat, you stole my idea.......)
KIRK: "Ahhhhhhh.........how did THAT get in my slide presentation? Next slide Mister Chekov, quickly! QUICKLY!!"
CHEKOV: "Kepten, please tell Mister Sulu to get out of MY seat."
KIRK: "oh man, I hate it when he does this! Mister Sulu! Keep you mitts off the gawd-damned camera controls!"
Chekov: Keptin, de planet iz inhabited by a highly intelligent species know a Keyboard Cateans.
Sulu, whispering to Chekov: For some odd reason I'm strangely attracted to her and I don't know why.
[Five minutes later]
Chekov: "Dey sent her ower from de Letterman show."
Spock: "Guards, set phasers to Funky."
M'roar: What's this I hear about your chief engineer banging my sister? I'm going to play his ass off all the way to the Mutara Nebula!!!
Kirk: "Okay, you've made your point. Now switch back to the fat chicks."
First contact with the inhabitants of planet Feminius 5...
Feminian (on viewscreen): "Ew! Look at the skinny Earthmen! Ewwww!!!"
Separate names with a comma.