TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "If this is what the Go-Go boot broad has him doing, he's better off dead."




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    Chekov: "Vhat the fudge?"



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    Kirk: "Mr. Chekov, it's time you commanded your first First Contact mission ..."
     
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  3. Shatmandu

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    Go-Go: "Look, I just want my child support, and ..."
    Spock: "Guards, set phasers to Kill."






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    Kirk: "Doctor, whatever button you just hit, he grabbed my noodle."



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    The other two were fine, but McCoy's bladder let loose.
     
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    Go-Go: "And that, gentlemen, is how to properly titty-fuck."

    Spock, sighing and thinking: "We need to encounter more 3-breasted species."


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    Kirk, stifling a giggle: "Doctor, he just text-messaged me that he wants you to put his brain in his ass."

    < one second later>

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    Spock: "Take that, Captain. I hope you didn't land too hard on YOUR brain."
     
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    Kirk: "Oh that pole, .... Scotty one strpper pole stat!
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    Kirk: "Mister Spock you have the bridge, for now."

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    Chekov: " ... the antimatter charges are in place, in one years time Ceti Alpha Six will explode."

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    Kara: "I need some panties."

    Kirk: "Uhura will loan you hers

    Uhura: "Sorry, commando."

    Kirk: "Well then, Mister Sulu will ... "

    Sulu: "Captain you know sunday is diaper day."

    Kirk: "Of course. Uhura put me on shipwide speakers.""

    ATTENTION YEOMAN RAND -- REPORT TO THE BRIDGE WEARING PANTIES -- THAT IS ALL
     
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    Chekov: "Ve found this in Meester Spock's collection."

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    Sulu (dreamily): "Oh my! Where have they been all my life?"

    Chekov: "See, Keptin? He's not gay. He's just a BBW man!"
     
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    Go-Go: "Our Viagra-Ray is quite effective, Captain."
     
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    Music from Nany Sinatra's These Boots are Made for Walking fills the bridge. Kirk grins, revealing bad teeth, then rubs his own nipples provocatively.

    Spock: "Captain, watch out! She's a fem-bot!"

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  14. Rat Boy

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    McCoy notices Go-Go's reflection on the floor and her lack of panties.
     
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    Chekov: Ve could stop and ask for directions.
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