TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Another nice week. And I think we nailed down at least a few of the memes we've got running.

    The winners be:







    And while there were several great photoshops, this one really hit home:

    Nicely played, everyone. When judging, I simply start at the beginning and quote the ones that make me laugh.

    This round there were over twenty finalists.

    Here're this week's shots:

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    And the wild card:

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    Joe, not pictured

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    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
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  2. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Stripper: "I hear there's a certain helmsman having a birthday today ..."



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    Chekov: "Spock was never that nice to me, so I vote for going to Risa."


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    Kirk: "I'm gonna need new batteries for his controller and a quart of Wesson Oil."



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    Kirk: "FUCKING BITCH!"
     
  3. Mysterion

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  4. 26138

    26138 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sulu: Oh my!



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    Kirk: Chekov, if there was any more lens flare on the main screen, I'd think you were trying to be JJ Abrams!


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    Kirk realizes that he finally has his own Spock sex doll.



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    Director: Damn it Shatner, you're supposed to jump to the wall, then fling yourself from the wall to your opponent - Not just fall on your ass. We've got standards to live up to here! Now do it again, and don't forget to launch yourself off the wall first!
     
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    Scott: "What a lovely lass! Those eyes!"

    Redshirt: "That hair!"

    Kirk: "Those tits!"

    Chekov: "That...dong??!!!"

    Sulu: "Ooooo, something for everyone!"


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    Chekov: "This must be Apollo's home system, Keptin. The planets are mounted on crystal spheres, just like he said!"


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    Nimoy: "Bill...I can't help but notice that you are not wearing your new captain's hat."

    Shatner: "Jesus, it was just a joke, Leonard. None of us expected you to actually show up on the set wearing the damn thing! .... By the way, did you ever find your bicycle?"


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    Kirk (in great pain): "Oh! Ohhhhhh! Andorian jalapenos! Will I never learn?!!"

    McCoy: "Can't....breathe...."
     
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  6. Triskelion

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    What does this button marked "Hammer Time" do?


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    Dammit Scotty!
     
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    Sulu: "Meh, reruns!"


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    Kirk: "Kirk to Scott..." Spock's body twitches "I think that..." Spock's body starts to shimmy and sway "You'd better come down here..." Spock's body starts bodypopping "The communicator signal is interfering with the remote control." Spock's body starts moonwalking "Belay that order." Spock's body spins on its head


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    Scott: "Borgus frat!"
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  9. Mysterion

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  11. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "My God...she has three of them!"

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    Kirk: "I told you to put our old photos in a sealed box. Now they're ruined!"

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    Spock's Brain: "Jim, would you mind 'fluffing' me? My body may not have a brain, but it does have a reputation to keep up, if you get my drift."

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    What happens when you play around with Uhura's antimatter powered hair dryer.
     
  12. Deranged Nasat

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    Chekov: "As you can see, during our absence, that is, at some point in our five-year mission, the sun went nova, irradiating the Earth and destroying Starfleet Headquarters".

    Sulu: "Sweet".

    Kirk: "So we can go to Argelius and not be charged with declaration of duty"

    Chekov: "Yes, keptin, ve can go to Argelius".

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    Kirk: "Spock! Come in! You're going to love this! I call it Robo-Spock. It's a mechanized, computerized version of you, programmed with all the right catchphrases; "illogical", "fascinating", all that crap. No-one will be able to tell the difference! So, on your next shift, while he's distracting Bones with some stupid science stuff..."

    Spock (offscreen): "I will indeed join you in Doctor McCoy's store room, captain. I am confident that, this time, we'll get the right codes to access the good stuff."

    Kirk: "And if he finds out it isn't really you, its programmed to explode!"
     
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  14. Deranged Nasat

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  15. scottydog

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  17. Rulius

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  18. Rulius

    Rulius Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I must admit, the miniskirt and boots are..enticing..
     
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    Rulius Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    *Kirk twists some knobs.. Spock reaches and grabs the captains log* This beats a fleshlight any old time
     
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