TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

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  1. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "I think we'll pass on the snu-snu, but thanks for asking."
     
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  2. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: (whispering) Like I said, I got a line on a prime Vulcan brain for your controller. Show some patience.
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Boy, Harry Mudd's really slipping ..."
     
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  4. Shatmandu

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    The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: "Press the button marked 'Funky' and watch that motherfucker go, DJ."
     
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    Kirk: "Well, gentlemen, it may well just be a curious mental effect of comparative perception, but whatever it is, I'm getting seriously hot for the redhead."
     
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  6. John Picard

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    Kirk: "Gads. I sure got hammered that last time we visited Argos. Are you sure I nailed all four of those broads?"

    Chekov: "Aye, Keptan."
     
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  7. captain crow

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    Diamond Jim: He got no brain! What am I suppose to with him?

    The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: Is you stupid or something? Pimp him out! Double the pecker, double the price!
     
  8. Rat Boy

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    Spock (off camera): "Saavik?"
     
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  9. Tribble

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    Sulu: Because it depicts the perfect example of a ... slide?


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    Sulu: There is a reason I'm gay, you know...
     
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  10. Tribble

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    Kirk: Sulu, stop poking my butt with your ... laser pointer. That bloody hurts!
     
  11. Diesel Micky Dolenz

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    Kirk and his men were becoming aroused up until Go-Go bared her other set of teeth.
     
  12. Tribble

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    Kirk: I've always wanted to be on TV.
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    GO-GO: We make error. "Knee to the balls" is pain not delight.
     
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    KIRK: Well, in those early days Mister Chekov, all we had were those bulky colored flashlights to explore the galaxy……
     
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    Kirk: Not the golden shower!
     
  16. Rat Boy

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    After his latest trip to his physical therapist, Kirk was determined to get out of this crappy HMO no matter what the cost.
     
  17. captain crow

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    Kirk: That's nasty! You two girls quit eating that shit from that one cup.
     
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    "Kirk to Chapel, I have a remote control you might like to borrow."
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: Call the patent office, my robo-barber is a success!
     
  20. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Greetings. My name is Mister Spock. My friends here are Dr. McCoy and Mister Scott. We would like to beam down for some anonymous sex."