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Kirk: "I think we'll pass on the snu-snu, but thanks for asking."
KIRK: (whispering) Like I said, I got a line on a prime Vulcan brain for your controller. Show some patience.
Kirk: "Boy, Harry Mudd's really slipping ..."
The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: "Press the button marked 'Funky' and watch that motherfucker go, DJ."
Kirk: "Well, gentlemen, it may well just be a curious mental effect of comparative perception, but whatever it is, I'm getting seriously hot for the redhead."
Kirk: "Gads. I sure got hammered that last time we visited Argos. Are you sure I nailed all four of those broads?"
Chekov: "Aye, Keptan."
Diamond Jim: He got no brain! What am I suppose to with him?
The Reverend Doctor McCoy, filtered: Is you stupid or something? Pimp him out! Double the pecker, double the price!
Spock (off camera): "Saavik?"
Sulu: Because it depicts the perfect example of a ... slide?
Sulu: There is a reason I'm gay, you know...
Kirk: Sulu, stop poking my butt with your ... laser pointer. That bloody hurts!
Kirk and his men were becoming aroused up until Go-Go bared her other set of teeth.
Kirk: I've always wanted to be on TV.
GO-GO: We make error. "Knee to the balls" is pain not delight.
KIRK: Well, in those early days Mister Chekov, all we had were those bulky colored flashlights to explore the galaxy……
Kirk: Not the golden shower!
After his latest trip to his physical therapist, Kirk was determined to get out of this crappy HMO no matter what the cost.
Kirk: That's nasty! You two girls quit eating that shit from that one cup.
"Kirk to Chapel, I have a remote control you might like to borrow."
KIRK: Call the patent office, my robo-barber is a success!
Kirk: "Greetings. My name is Mister Spock. My friends here are Dr. McCoy and Mister Scott. We would like to beam down for some anonymous sex."
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