TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

Kirks attempt at the Cossack Dance proved to be an epic failure.

 

KIRK:"I know they just had a casting call for the Energizer Bunny, but somehow it just isn't you."

 

KIRK: "Sorry, Spock, but you as the Tin Man for Halloween doesn't work."

 

Shatner's Ass: "Frrrrtttttttttt!"

Nimoy: "You are so fucking immature."

 

Kirk: "I hope no one a hundred years from now comes up with this idea. That'd be lame."

 

Suddenly, Kirk found himself regretting his most recent piece of action.

 

Kirk: "Wait a minute. He was in the fucking attic this whole time?"

 

Kirk: "I can see my house from here!"

 

Chekov: "Sensors show that all male life forms have disappeared sir"
Sulu: (under his breath) "Dam"
Kirk: "Did they eat them?"
Chekov: "It would appear so, sir"
Kirk: "Mr Sulu heading 178° mark 35° warp 9. Now!"
Sulu: "Aye, sir"
Chekov: "Sir that heading will take us into Romulan space!"
Kirk: "Better the Romulan's that those ladies"

 

Kirk: Scotty, how are you coming on the tank?
Scotty: Hello, computer....
Mr Nichols: Not now, Madeline!
Chekov: Nuclear wessels.

 

SULU: I'll be in my bunk.

 

Kirk: I think I'll call him Data.

 

Kirk: I-21. I-21.

 

Kirk: "OK, Spock, Q-tip time. And I hope you don't have as much earwax as last week. I just wish those women had left the 'personal hygiene center' of your brain when they took the rest."

 

KIRK: And you're sure there's no way Spock will know what we do with his body?

MCCOY (over comm): Affirmative, Jim.

KIRK" Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!

 

First one to make me laugh out loud in a good long time. Well played.

 

Kirk: Any sign of a new caption contest?
Sulu: No sir, Shatmandu must be at Chuck E Cheese's again.
Kirk: Again with Ratboy's pizza parlor, when is the health dept going to close that place down!

 

Kirk: Now see, gentleman, that's a man who deserves to get his own ship straight out of the academy.
Chekov: But, sir, that's you.
Kirk: Exactly.

 

Chekov: Keptin, sensors picking up heavy Fail readings, in the wicinity of the The Neutral Zone...

Kirk: Romulan activity?

Chekov: No, Keptin. It appears to be an old-style bulletin board thread concerning a Gorn takeover of Earth in 2012...

Kirk: Not that idiot again...