TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

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  1. M'Sharak

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    DJ Kirk realized that, by routing the communicator signal through Carl's
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  2. Gil T.Azell

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  3. Isis

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  4. Isis

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  5. ssosmcin

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  6. Rat Boy

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  7. A beaker full of death

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    Suddenly, Kirk found himself regretting his most recent piece of action.
     
  8. Rat Boy

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  9. Isis

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  10. Gil T.Azell

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    Chekov: "Sensors show that all male life forms have disappeared sir"
    Sulu: (under his breath) "Dam"
    Kirk: "Did they eat them?"
    Chekov: "It would appear so, sir"
    Kirk: "Mr Sulu heading 178° mark 35° warp 9. Now!"
    Sulu: "Aye, sir"
    Chekov: "Sir that heading will take us into Romulan space!"
    Kirk: "Better the Romulan's that those ladies"
     
  11. Triskelion

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  12. Nerys Myk

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  13. Tribble

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  14. Triskelion

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    Kirk: I-21. I-21.
     
  15. Isis

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    Kirk: "OK, Spock, Q-tip time. And I hope you don't have as much earwax as last week. I just wish those women had left the 'personal hygiene center' of your brain when they took the rest."
     
  16. Nerys Myk

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  17. ssosmcin

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    First one to make me laugh out loud in a good long time. Well played.
     
  18. Jptrekker

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    Kirk: Any sign of a new caption contest?
    Sulu: No sir, Shatmandu must be at Chuck E Cheese's again.
    Kirk: Again with Ratboy's pizza parlor, when is the health dept going to close that place down!
     
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  19. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Chekov: But, sir, that's you.
    Kirk: Exactly.
     
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    Chekov: Keptin, sensors picking up heavy Fail readings, in the wicinity of the The Neutral Zone...

    Kirk: Romulan activity?

    Chekov: No, Keptin. It appears to be an old-style bulletin board thread concerning a Gorn takeover of Earth in 2012...

    Kirk: Not that idiot again...