TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. DrBob

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    Diamond Jim & Carl are back!
     
  2. John Picard

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    Kirk was 80 years ahead of Cmdr William Riker with the "Stink nuts" maneuver; however, Cmdr Riker did refine the technique greatly.
     
  3. John Picard

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    Diamond Jim: *snicker* "He says he won't pay us for the shipment because we were late".

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  5. Jptrekker

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    Thanks for the win Shatmanboo!

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    Captain, we appear to have traced the time distortion back to the early 1970's when Grace Brothers started selling their fully functional android mannequins.
     
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    Kirk: "Hi-def" my ass--and it's all distorted and washed-out, too! Last Time I buy a big-screen tv from Harry Mudd!


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    Spock's 23rd-century Flowbie assured him of a perfect haircut--everytime!


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    Kirk: You totally can too light a fart with a phaser--just watch....back in the academy we called 'em "Organian Starbursts".......
     
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  8. Jptrekker

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    The nude jumping jacks had moved to the bridge, with the approval of all but Sulu.
     
  9. scottydog

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  11. Tribble

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    ^ Haha, that exact picture of the Doctor is sitting on my desk. :adore:

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    Kirk: The new Spock sex doll is great, but I find it a bit creepy how he stares at my receding hairline the whole time...



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  16. Isis

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  19. Shatmandu

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    GoGo Boots Girl: "Perhaps we can work out a trade if you take me to the next Star Base?"

    Cue Porn Music <Boom Chick a Wow Wow>