TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "I t'ink you've got a case, Keptin."
Sulu: "Sue the tits off of 'em."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: A hostess station? No, not since I graduated from the Academy.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock (to Redshirt at turbolift): "Mr. Daly, the correct way to announce your arrival on the bridge would be 'Security reporting as ordered, sir,' not 'Ay caramba! Madonna with meatballs!'"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock <thinking> Commander Scott's right sideburn is one point three millimeters longer than his left one. Six years, ten months to go. Damn it.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Ion storm interference?
Chekov: Sulu's gaydar scan of Planet Oz.

What are these switches marked "Parallel" and "Crossways"?

Kirk: Say hello to my little friend!

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for the win ShatmanBoo

Chekov: Keptin, as you can see Uranus is small.

Sarah Palin: I can see a Russian from where I'm standing.

 

[Vassa]

Redshirt #1:I'll go first!
Redshirt #2:No! I have seniority.
Spock(thinking):This ought to be funny.

 

[The Badger]

Internet memes take their football seriously.

 

[seigezunt]

Sulu (excited): I had no idea you were in the Rockettes, Captain...

Kirk: Goddamned Roger Korby.

 

[seigezunt]

Kirk: Dammit, why did I shell out all the cash for a widescreen TV if I still get these black bars on the side?

Chekov: You made it to keptin and you didn't get the talk on aspect ratio? Peetiful.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Kirk to McCoy. Bones, wait till you see how Spock has screwed up his Lobot costume for the Halloween party!

 

[DrBob]

 

[Tan Ru]

(darn you Shat, you stole my idea.......)

KIRK: "Ahhhhhhh.........how did THAT get in my slide presentation? Next slide Mister Chekov, quickly! QUICKLY!!"

CHEKOV: "Kepten, please tell Mister Sulu to get out of MY seat."

 

[Tan Ru]

KIRK: "oh man, I hate it when he does this! Mister Sulu! Keep you mitts off the gawd-damned camera controls!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Chekov: Keptin, de planet iz inhabited by a highly intelligent species know a Keyboard Cateans.

Sulu, whispering to Chekov: For some odd reason I'm strangely attracted to her and I don't know why.

[Five minutes later]

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Dey sent her ower from de Letterman show."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Guards, set phasers to Funky."

 

[seigezunt]

M'roar: What's this I hear about your chief engineer banging my sister? I'm going to play his ass off all the way to the Mutara Nebula!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Okay, you've made your point. Now switch back to the fat chicks."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

First contact with the inhabitants of planet Feminius 5...

Feminian (on viewscreen): "Ew! Look at the skinny Earthmen! Ewwww!!!"