TOS Caption Contest #108 - Movie Night!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thump!

Kirk: "What was that?"
Pike sheepishly: Beep.
Kirk: "Damn! At least your dick ain't paralyzed. And quite frankly, if you're hitting the inside of your chair, you don't have nothing to be depressed about. Mr Scott."
Scott: "Aye sir?"
Kirk: "See what you can do about letting Chris's chair out a couple of inches."
Pike: Beep.
Kirk: "Right, six inches, Damn!"
Scott: "Aye sir."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You forgot to pick up some pita pockets...didn't you, Captain?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HIGHLANDER: THE WARPING

There can be only ONE...captain with a bad toupee!

 

[Rat Boy]

Al Davis: "Why didn't any of you guys have it?!"

Kirk: "Jesus Christ!"

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "...and this is me aboard the U.S.S. Roadrunner."

Pike: "Beep, beep".

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Man, Chris, you look a hell of a lot better than he does."

Pike: "Beep."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Do we have a red shirt who knows something about football and is looking for a change in careers?

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "...and this is me aboard the U.S.S. Roadrunner."

Pike: "Beep, beep".

Simply perfect.

 

[26138]

Spock: "Jim ... Edith Keeler must diet ..."

After putting Edith on the Jenny Craig program...
Guardian of Forever: "Edith has resumed her shape; all is as it was before. Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your dietitian."

 

[Sector 7]

The crew started Friday night breakdancing as a way to break the boredom in Engineering...

Then the officers turned it into dinner and a show.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "... just don't urinate in the alley outside Miss Keeler's window again."
Spock: "Do you think she suspects?"
Kirk: "Nah. I told her you caught your penis in a ricepicker."
Spock: "Ah."

 

[Rat Boy]

Mendez: "What's happened to this contest, Jim? Used to be we'd be the ones everyone's talking about. Now it's these clowns."

 

[Shatmandu]

Mendez: "What's happened to this contest, Jim? Used to be we'd be the ones everyone's talking about. Now it's these clowns."

Carl, from table on right: "I feel ya."
Foxy Cleopatra Uhura, taking Carl's penis from her mouth: "Yeahs."

 

[LeadHead]

After Starfleet decides to let the Enterprise go to Talos IV, Pike tries to decide which illusion he'll want to use when he gets there.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: As you can see Mr. Davis is reacting to one of the many times the Oakland Raiders were able to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry Spock. I couldn't find any place called "KFC".

Kirk: No whammies No whammies No whammies!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Captain, we have very little money; is it wise to spend so much on food products you merely intend to stuff into your underpants?"
Kirk: "I've ... got to get her attention ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Was this from the mission where you impregnated that entire harem of Orion slave girls, Chris?"

PIKE:*Beeeeeep*

MENDEZ:"Braggart."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Spock...help me with this!

If I can't convince Miss Keeler I'm hung like a palomino all of future Earth and Federation history will be permanently changed!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Recipe for success: stone knives, bearskins... and sausage.