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TOS Caption Contest #108 - Movie Night!

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SPOCK:"Do you really think it appropriate in our current time and situation to engage in more role-playing?"
 
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The other officers never had to heart to tell Chris that Bruce Greenwood was playing him on-screen.
 
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"Sorry, Spock, it's potatoes and limp greens again for you. I've got
to admit, though: it's effing hilarious to watch the grocer's face turn
purple every time I ask him 'Have you got any plomeeks this week?'"
 
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Spock: "Do you think it is a wise allocation of our working computer resources 'to find us a titty bar around here,' Captain?"
 
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Kirk: "She was President of the United States just prior to World War III"

Mendez: "Apparently Americans of that era didn't trust anyone smarter than them to lead the country."

Scott: "Genetic plague? Leftover of the Eugenics Wars?"

Spock: "Jerry Springer."
 
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Kirk: "History reveals that, back then, the way you voted was to orgasm on your candidate."
Pike: "Beep."
 
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Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"

Kirk, Mendez, Scotty, McCoy: *laughter*

Kirk: "Play it again!"

Pike: "Beep."

Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"

McCoy: "That's the funniest shit I've ever seen!"

Spock: "Can we get back to the trial, please?"

Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"

Spock: "Schmucks."
 
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- How's that toaster oven coming along, Spock?
- I thought you wanted me to build a mnemonic memory circuit -
- Toaster oven! How the devil are we supposed to cook brats with a memory circuit??

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Kirk: You see Chris? Jon Archer wouldn't have been so aggressive with the Talosians. He would have taken it out on his crew instead, and avoided capturing their interest at all.
Pike: Beep?
Kirk: Live and learn, Captain. Live and learn.
 
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Kirk: "Isn't there anything else on?"

Mendez: "Would you rather watch the Cubs get slaughtered by the Dodgers?"

Kirk: "Good point."
 
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Kirk: "Ahhh, so the chair had been lower, thought that was a myth. oh and the goose neck viewers, i remember them too an.. and Scotty, just what the frak are you looking at in that box everytime the lights go out?"
 
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