ok, Spock, this time with visual aids... let's say this is your sausage....
TOS Caption Contest #108 - Movie Night!
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ok, Spock, this time with visual aids... let's say this is your sausage....
Never one to let go of a theme...
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
Show what you do, make a break, make a move
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
B-boys, breakers, electric boogaloo
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
Show what you do, make a break, make a move
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
B-boys, breakers, electric boogaloo
There's a new headline, there's a new sensation
Ev'rybody's talking about the situation
Bodies in expression of music inspiration
Tell us when you feel it, 'cause we're gonna rock the nation
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
Show what you do, make a break, make a move
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
B-boys, breakers, electric boogaloo
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
Show what you do, make a break, make a move
Hey, you, the Rock Steady Crew
B-boys, breakers, electric boogaloo
There's a new headline, there's a new sensation
Ev'rybody's talking about the situation
Bodies in expression of music inspiration
Tell us when you feel it, 'cause we're gonna rock the nation
-We appear to be caught in an animated loop, Captain.
-Spock! Stop this crazy thing!!!!
What the old M$ screensaver looks like from inside the monitor.
``I hate prequels.''
``And I further lack an explanation for why, though he is correctly warned by his wife and any visiting acquaintances of the consequences, and further has his own experiences, no reluctance or hesitation is shown by Mister `Fibber' Magee before opening the closet door.''
``And scenes like this are why we're going to punish whoever started the rumor about a hole in the floor above the women's locker room.''
Kirk: What do you think they're watching? Wouldn't it be weird if it was a court martial?
Pike: Beeeeep.
Mendez: I agree. Shut up, Jim.
Kirk: Ok genius. Show me one of those vulcan inverted dogs you keep bragging about, where the meat is larger than the bun.
Spock: I'm afraid I can't, Captain. I was lying.
Kirk: Then let me show you how we did it in Iowa, veggie boy.
Kirk's favorite duty was practicing ambassadorial rituals for the Orion negotiations.
KIRK:"Oh, crap.
It's the syndicated version. Let's leave...they cut WAY too much out of this stupid edit. We're wasting our time."
KIRK:"Let's just get this over with, Spock...you're a grown, educated Vulcan as well as a scientist.
Why I even have to explain human lovemaking to you with these props is enough to give me the creepie-crawlies."
THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV 2267
William Shatner's triumphant return to the stage in the sequel people have been waiting generations for.
SPOCK:"If we ever manage to find him, Doctor McCoy has pills than can help you with that."
Starfleet is to be applauded for its commiment to employing people with disabilities, but it had to re-think the details for how to accommodate joined-at-the-the-top-of-the-head conjoined twins.
"Hey...let's recreate that stupid Lazarus fight from Season One!"
MENDEZ:"I've seen this one, Jim.
Chris delivers a pizza to Risa and then has sex with everyone in a harem."
Kirk: "How -- these things? The bread is for us and this ... this thing right here ... 's for Sulu."
Spock: "Sulu is not here right now."
Kirk: "Hey, look out that window -- something illogical is happening, Spock!"
The Iron Lotus was still just as dangerous as it was in the 20th century.
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