TOS Caption Contest #108 - Movie Night!

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"HERE.

Deep throat this when Miss Keeler walks in.

We need to impress her...and fast."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Does Captain Pike really hate this episode...or is he trying to back up and leave the room?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

PIKE: *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP
KIRK: What does that mean?
MENDEZ: Oh, it means, "A rerun again! I've seen this episode already."

KIRK: I'd like to put that mouth to better use.

-or-

SPOCK: As you gentlemen can see, this proves that Tina Fey did run for the office of Vice President in the old Earth calendar year 2008.

-or-

Palin: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
Scotty: Ack! Change the channel already, MadTV is on.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Is...

is this that old time movie FARGO or something?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Records show that the definition of marriage back then was between two unwilling teenagers."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "There was a whole political spectrum afraid this newcomer would help defeat the Chosen One? How illogical."
Spock: "On the contrary Captain."

 

[Outpost4]

SNEAK PREVIEW !!!

I've wanted to change out the contest today but I'm afraid I'm about to recycle a picture. Does anybody remember if the following pic has been used recently by Shatmandu? I emailed him earlier today but he must be off line.

If it hasn't been used before, expect to see it in a contest real soon.

 

[Plecostomus]

"Alright! Another week of bath-house scenes! Where did that animated bobbing Picard in assless chaps go? *fires up Photoshop*"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Nah, don't think it's ever been used.

Sir Rhosis

 

[Gertch]

I haven't seen it used before either.

 

[Outpost4]

OK, then I will use it. I'll start changing the contest out now.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MENDEZ: Christ! Do we have sit through your fan version of "Brokeback Mountain" every time we have a party?

KIRK: Quiet, this is the best part! (mouths words along with viewscreen Kirk) I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[NathanielM]

KIRKAVSKI and Spockovich, Russian PORN Kings

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Goddamn it, where is everyone and my suirprise party!?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute! I was told the new caption contest would be here!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MENDEZ: Next week's looks good Jim.

KIRK: You're only a guest star, you have no idea what sort of warped minds are involved here!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Or what? They'll "Ban us in Boston"? Heh heh heh, good
thing we're in New York City, then... isn't it, Mr. Spock?"

SNEAK PREVIEW !!!

I've wanted to change out the contest today but I'm afraid I'm about to recycle a picture. Does anybody remember if the following pic has been used recently by Shatmandu? I emailed him earlier today but he must be off line.

If it hasn't been used before, expect to see it in a contest real soon.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/hellooo.JPG

I'm pretty sure that one hasn't been used before -- certainly not recently.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Shit, wrong tape... this won't help me at all.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Oh good!

This is one of the blooper reels from Season 1!"