Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

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  1. GeorgeKirk

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  3. tharpdevenport

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    Fixed.

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    Q: -- AS YOU ARE FRENCH! Hah!

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    Hey everyone, because of the late start of this contest, (plus the Free for All is one of my favorite things we do) this contest will run until this weekend.
     
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    When you epic space diarrhea comes back?
     
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    Worf: "Sir, good news, in the 25th century we have finally eliminated exploding station panels."

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    Worf: "Instead we have replaced it with a giant glass pain directly inbetween my old station and the Ops stations, that crew will fall into and break and injure themselves on even though by the 25th century it should be impossible to break any glass by falling into it."

    Captain Old Beard: "Well, as long as it's up there and I'm down here. Carry on."



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