Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

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  1. tharpdevenport

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    Q: "Crap for sale! Cheap poorly made crap for sale!"
     
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    Picard: Captain's log. Q's insistence that he is unrelated to Trelane grow more dubious by the day.
     
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    Wesley soon regretted hacking into Riker's personal holodeck programs.
     
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    Wheaton is shown Wesley's upcoming costume designs.
     
  12. Herbert

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    Wesley discovers self love
     
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    "Why? Space Leia...WHY?!?!?" :wah:
     
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  20. tharpdevenport

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    Q: "Pet rocks! Giant pet rocks for sale!"
     
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