Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

Picard: Tell me, do you know what happenz to ze toad when it iz hit by ze lightning?

 

Picard: Hey nudnik, your shoes are untied.
Riker: They appear to be tied but I will go in for a closer look

 

Frakes: I don't get why only Pat is the only one allowed to do proper acting on this show, my range is immense!

 

Thanks fo the Win last round!



Seen here are cast reactions to their first viewing of 'Sub Rosa'

 

Mosquito: ZAP!
Picard: It's a living.

 

Woah! That lady has a huge ass! I've got to look away before she notices me staring.

 

GEORDI: Should we do something?
DATA: To be fair, you did tell him not to touch anything.

 

Starfleet Training Video: And here we see why it's critically important to maintain proper humidity levels on a star ship. Never let static discharge fry a console.

 

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Riker: My eyes are up here, Lieutenant.

 

Picard: "From the large number of guests at your birthday party, it's so obvious just how popular you are Q.



Worf: "What's wrong Geordi? Could figure out a way to roll under the turbo-lift door?

 

Q: Come one, come all! See the oddities at Colonel Q's Freak Show! The woman who states the obvious! The Dancing Doctor! The Klingon with a glass jaw! The Frenchman with an English accent!
PICARD: Dammit, you've gone too far!!!

 

Riker: "So captain, how do you like my imitation of a walleye?"
Picard (off-screen): "Stick to your day job, there's something fishy about that look."

 

The Spore Drive took a little getting used to.

 

Worf: That is not how you whip, nor how you nae nae.

 

WORF: Data, why do you keep leaving banana peels around if you do not eat?
DATA: I am experimenting with human slapstick humor.

 

(With apologies to Michael Bolton) ♬ When a man loooooooves him-self! ♬



Only after failing the auditions for both The Blue Man Group and the Smurfs, Jean-Luc realized he should have also applied the make-up to his head.

 

Picard: There can be only ONE!

 

Worf: Cant you ever just WALK through a door?