Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

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  1. The Illusive Man

    The Illusive Man Leader of Cerberus Premium Member

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    Hello and welcome to the new contest! Sorry for the really late start. The holidays played havoc wit my schedule.

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    First up to the plate, we have the "Unstoppable" Award, going to Leviathan, for:

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    The cast made an impassioned plea, but the studio execs made 'Sub Rosa' anyhow.


    Next, we have the "Not cool guys!" Award going to Snowy Road, for:

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    DATA: ...But seriously, where's the rest of my body?


    Next, we have the "The Real Reason they had to make The Best Of Both Worlds a cliffhanger" Award, going to tharpdevenport, for:

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    Frakes: "The writers thought this would be funny. LOL -- my fingers -- dai r trapeded!!1!"

    Stewart: "Sigh. I'm a classically trained actor."

    Next, we have the "Please remove minds from the gutter" Award, going to Herbert, for:

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    Geordi: This is a stick up
    Data: That better be your hand this time, Geordi.


    Next, we have the "Is that during Tasha Yar Year?" Award, going to inflatabledalek, for:

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    Riker: Well Sir, you said you were sick of Captain Picard Day.

    Picard: True, but "Mr Mott Month"?!



    Our Photoshop Award goes to CutieMcWhiskers for:


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    The Award goes to Han(Solo)ukah for:


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    Picard: Captain's Log--Am I the only one who realizes that anytime we have a party on this ship, something goes wrong? That's it, I'm cancelling all future birthday parties.



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    Our KBL goes to Finngle Bells for:

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    Worf: (OS) Haven’t you guys seen a Klingon do ballet dancing before?


    Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, one of the favorite events here at TNG Caption This: The Free For All contest!

    The rules are simple: Any poster can post any TNG Screencap/Picture to the contest for all to caption.

    A Special Experiment for this contest, in addition to the standard awards that I will give out at the end of the contest, we will have a Community Choice Award, determined not by me but which entry gets the most likes.

    To facilitate the Captioner's choice award, I request that you post only one Picture/Caption per post, this will allow the likes to be clearly made and not confusing. I realize that this will probably make the contest a page or so longer than usual, but if we're going to do this, I want to do it right.

    Also, any TrekBBS user can can like and be counted toward the award, this means not just the Captioners but those who read the contests for fun may also have their voices heard.

    I will add only one photo to the start of this contest, but may add others later on. Feel free to head over to TrekCore or wherever you youngin's find your TNG Screencaps and add more to the contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. The Illusive Man

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    Barclay: I'm leaving the Enterprise to work on the Pathfinder project.

    Picard: Just stay away from the holodecks this time, I won't be able to let Troi just head to Earth any time you need help!
     
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    Barclay: Hi I'm Reg and I'm a holodeck addict. It all started so innocently...

    Picard: Mr. Barclay, this is the bridge, not an addicts meeting!

    Riker: No, sir, I think we should let him finish...
     
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    Riker: So Android does have wireless charging!
     
  5. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks For the win, SG. It's always so interesting to see what wins and what doesn't.

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  6. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Picard (over the comm): "Well, is my android still charging, number one?"
     
  7. shivkala

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    A belated, TFTW, Santa Garrus!

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    Troi: I'm sensing sadness and grief.

    Ensign Brooks: Gee, you think? Gosh, it sure would suck if you ever lost these great powers, there, Counselor!
     
  8. Herbert

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    I have no caption. Just wanted to put this here :)

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  9. The Illusive Man

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    Frakes: Stop giggling Denise, I saw the outfit you wore in "The Naked Now."
     
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    Ensign Brooks: This belonged to my husbands mistress!

    Troi: Whoops.
     
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    Riker: Data, stop! You're crashing Photobucket and causing all of the Santa Garrus posted photos to revert to [​IMG]
     
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    Riker: What?

    Troi: I think I have a shower curtain in the same material.

    Yar: I think the Bajorans might be upset about the cultural appropriation of the earring.
     
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    What's up with all the IMG tags, anyway? :confused:
     
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    Photobucket appears to be completely down. Even the website itself doesn't load.
     
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    Yar: That reminds me. Chef needs to get some new Brillo pads for the galley.
     
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    Brooks: Well first they hosted images all over the place and then they couldn't figure out how to monetize a kajillion visitors in traffic every day, so they started spamming their members with crappy KGB sex trade popups and then they broke the internet unless their members would buy them like, a personal helicopter, and now they can't even keep their website up and I have to keep all my polaroids in a box like it's 1972...!
    Troi: There there, there there....

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    Riker: Let's see if you can still laugh after you take me shopping. Oh but first there's a bear out there you have to kill.
    Yar: I take it back.
    Riker: Mm-hm, thought you might.
     
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    Officer: "An ... and then ... and then..."

    Troi: "It's okay -- let it all out."

    Officer: "And then Commander Riker said he had a gift for me. He held it below his belt and whne it opened it ... see the hole in the side? He said it was 'second in command'..."
     
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    Riker: As First Officer, I'm pimp as hell
    Yar: Your flap is open
     
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    Riker: I'm a rhinestone space cowboy
    Warping out on a galactic star-spangled rodeo
    Like a rhinestone space cowboy
    Getting communiques from people I don't even know
    And offers comin' over subspace
    Yar: Looks like someone left the shuttle bay door open
     
  20. Ron Nasty

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    TROI: There, there. It will all be over soon...
    BROOKS: Huh? What does that mean...
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