Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

Crusher: "Here comes another pothole. Brace for impact!"
Mendoza: "Too late."

 

Fixed.

;-)

 

Mendoza: I'm dying here and you're trying out new dance moves???

 

Wheaton: PAAAARRRRRRSSSOOOONNNNNNS!


Q: Here we are at the battle of Stalingrad, mon capitan.
Picard: Stalingrad? Q, your ignorance of Earth's history staggers me. You're in the wrong uniform! These flags are French, and pre-date the industrial age. This is as much Stalingrad as --
Q: -- AS YOU ARE FRENCH! Hah!

..

 

PICARD: Dammit Q! Turn Worf and Riker back into humans this minute!
Q: Can't it wait till after my break?

 

Crusher: Sickbay to bridge. Captain, please tell me there's going to be an emergency soon. I'm fast running out of patients.

 

Wesley shows his mother how to howl like a red setter. This advice is useful in a future encounter with Q.



Another victim of a staring contest with Data.

 

Hey everyone, because of the late start of this contest, (plus the Free for All is one of my favorite things we do) this contest will run until this weekend.

 

Riker: We have until this weekend? Do you realize the horrible pictures these people pull up of us? The embarrassing parts of our journeys we'd just prefer to forget? You do realize you're killing us!

 

Where...


Will you be...


When you epic space diarrhea comes back?

 

Wesley reacts to the X-Files 2018 season premiere.

 

Brent: "Wanna make out?"
Will Wheton:

 

- and Worf never wore white after labor day again.

 

Data (breathy): I am... fully functional.
Soong: I know. Who do think made you?
They kiss passionately.

 

Barclay: Hello, my name is Reginald Barclay, and I’m a holodeck addict.
Bridge crew: Hi, Reg.


La Forge: Hello, my name is Geordi La Forge and I’m a “crazy ways to go through a doorway” addict.
Bridge Crew: Hi, Geordi!


Picard: Hi, my name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I’m an electricity addict.
Bridge Crew: Hi, Jean-Luc!


Riker: Hi, my name is William Riker, and I’m a nap addict.
Bridge Crew: Hi, Will!


Crusher: Hi, my name is Beverly, and I’m a solitude addict.
Bridge Crew: [silence]


Worf: Hi, my name is Worf, and I’m addicted to parallel realities.
Bridge Crew: Hi, Worf!

 

Worf: "Sir, good news, in the 25th century we have finally eliminated exploding station panels."

Captain Old Beard: "Excellent, Mr. Worf."

Worf: "Instead we have replaced it with a giant glass pain directly inbetween my old station and the Ops stations, that crew will fall into and break and injure themselves on even though by the 25th century it should be impossible to break any glass by falling into it."

Captain Old Beard: "Well, as long as it's up there and I'm down here. Carry on."





Eddy Picard Grant: "I'm gonna take you down to Electric Avenue. And then I'll take you higher."

 

Picard: It's electric! Boogie woogie, woogie!