Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

[tharpdevenport]

Q: "Crap for sale! Cheap poorly made crap for sale!"

 

[Orac]

Q: "Crap for sale! Cheap poorly made crap for sale!"

Trekkie: Shut up and take my money!

 

[Mr Soak]

Picard: Captain's log. Q's insistence that he is unrelated to Trelane grow more dubious by the day.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: "Crap for sale! Cheap poorly made crap for sale!"

PICARD: Don't get too excited, Number One. He's talking about the rocks.

 

[Triskelion]

Dix: And now to solve the mystery of who replaced my Earl Grey with Folgers Crystals.

 

[Herbert]

Q: Yes as a matter of fact, the sky is green in my world.

 

[Herbert]

 

[Herbert]

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Wesley soon regretted hacking into Riker's personal holodeck programs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LWAXANA: Just rehearsing for the wedding, Commander. I'll be with you in a moment

 

[Nerys Myk]

Wheaton is shown Wesley's upcoming costume designs.

 

[Herbert]

Wesley discovers self love

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RIKER: See, it's fun being ogled by the opposite sex. I knew it all along!
TASHA: Nice try Commander. I'm not dropping the lawsuit.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RIKER: Quick Data, roll a saving throw versus electric!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Well, I'm all ready for the Away mission.
**Snickering intensifies**
RIKER: They don't actually dress like this, do they?

 

[Qonundrum]

"Q, no more! No more Teletubbies!"

 

[Triskelion]

Q: I swear, if one more mullethead in a Def Leppard shirt asks me where the beer stand is I'm going to turn the actual Renaissance back into a pool of amino acids!

 

[Herbert]

Q: You're going to turn down several promotions to captain and still be on this ship 7 years from now
Riker: ...............

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Why? Space Leia...WHY?!?!?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

PICARD: Don't get too excited, Number One. He's talking about the rocks.

Q: "Pet rocks! Giant pet rocks for sale!"