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Fred took his British cousin Harold to a college football game. Afterwards, Fred asked his cousin what he thought, to which Harold said, "Well, it was a lot rougher than European football, that's for sure. But I don't understand why they were fighting over such a small amount of money." Fred was confused and asked "What money?" Harold answered, "The crowd kept yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
 
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Two boys are attending a wedding ceremony. After the bride and groom say "I do", one boy turns to his friend with this question - "How many wives do you think a man can have?" The second boy answers - "Weren't you paying attention? The answer is sixteen." The first is confused, so his friend explains: "Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer.":lol:
 
Q: When does a joke officially become a ‘Dad Joke’?

A: When the punchline becomes apparent.

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