What did the little peppermints get after passing a test?
They got an accomplish-mint.
They got an accomplish-mint.
The Current Joke Thread
- Thread starter Moviefan2k4
- Start date
In labor news: Longshoremen walked off the piers today.
Rescue operations are in progress.
Rescue operations are in progress.
Q: What is Cookie Monster's favorite classic rock band?
A: OREO Speedwagon
(I didn't think of this. I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another...
)
Cheers,
-CM-
A: OREO Speedwagon
(I didn't think of this. I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another...
)Cheers,
-CM-
Fred took his British cousin Harold to a college football game. Afterwards, Fred asked his cousin what he thought, to which Harold said, "Well, it was a lot rougher than European football, that's for sure. But I don't understand why they were fighting over such a small amount of money." Fred was confused and asked "What money?" Harold answered, "The crowd kept yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
Last edited:
I don't like milking cows — just can’t stand the smell of the dairy air.
Cheers,
-CM-
Cheers,
-CM-
Two boys are attending a wedding ceremony. After the bride and groom say "I do", one boy turns to his friend with this question - "How many wives do you think a man can have?" The second boy answers - "Weren't you paying attention? The answer is sixteen." The first is confused, so his friend explains: "Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."
Q: When does a joke officially become a ‘Dad Joke’?
A: When the punchline becomes apparent.
Cheers,
-CM-
A: When the punchline becomes apparent.
Cheers,
-CM-
Another version/answer:
A: When it’s full groan.
I’ll see myself out.
Cheers,
-CM-
A third answer:
When it becomes a part of pop culture.
When it becomes a part of pop culture.
Similar threads
