The Current Joke Thread

[Random_Spock]

What did the little peppermints get after passing a test?

They got an accomplish-mint.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

In labor news: Longshoremen walked off the piers today.

Rescue operations are in progress.

 

[Colonel Midnight]

Q: What is Cookie Monster's favorite classic rock band?

A: OREO Speedwagon

(I didn't think of this. I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another... )

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[Sgt_G]

Why can't Commander Data use the internet?

Because he can't check "I'm not a robot" on the CAPTCHA tests.

 

[Sgt_G]

Fred took his British cousin Harold to a college football game. Afterwards, Fred asked his cousin what he thought, to which Harold said, "Well, it was a lot rougher than European football, that's for sure. But I don't understand why they were fighting over such a small amount of money." Fred was confused and asked "What money?" Harold answered, "The crowd kept yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"

 

[maneth]

I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs.
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme.