Spoilers Strange New Worlds General Discussion Thread

[Noname Given]

My theory is Axanar takes place in a mirror universe were Discovery is still part of the canon.

Jokes that weren't funny the first time don't get better with age.

Or perhaps they just need time to ferment. Trust me. In 10 years you will be howling with laughter at this joke!

To Jayson1:

 

[Jayson1]

This "joke" is already eight years old. Another ten years won't improve it.

It's not that old. It didn't start until the final episode of "Lower Decks." But I still think you got to wait it out. Let the joke sit with you. Contemplate it during quiet moments of introspection . Go back and watch the "Lower Decks" clip of the "Discovery" Klingon changing. Then read the Zhuangzi, which is the foundational text of Taoist philosophy. Then repeat the previous steps Then come here and watch me make the joke again, because you know I probably will. That will be when it happens. The awakening to humor you never use to think you would find funny.

 

[fireproof78]

I've read the Taoist philosophy texts

No where did it change my humor

 

[Jayson1]

I've read the Taoist philosophy texts

No where did it change my humor

You need to apply more contemplating. It will come!

 

[Campe]

Re Axanar: I always say they should canonize that the Ares is a garbage scow.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re Axanar: I always say they should canonize that the Ares is a garbage scow.

Or hauled away as garbage.

 

[Campe]

I’d suggest you rephrase that, but meh. It’s Alec Peters shit. Who cares?

 

[cooleddie74]

He does. So much so he'll sell you coffee to convince you.

 

[Turtletrekker]

I think I'm going to make it my goal in every single fanfiction that I write to do something that contradicts Axanar.

 

[Noname Given]

He does. So much so he'll sell you coffee to convince you.

What do you have against a good Kharn Roast-Blend...

 

[The Wormhole]

It's not that old. It didn't start until the final episode of "Lower Decks."

People have been telling this supposed joke since Disco's first season. The Lower Decks finale just amplified it.

 

[Jayson1]

So what your saying is "Lower Decks" turned the joke into canon? Hence it is not funny since a joke about it not being part of canon can't be funny when we all know it's not part of canon.

 

[The Wormhole]

Whatever, you do you.

 

[Lord Hierarch]

I’m lost what’s going on?

 

[fireproof78]

We divided by zero.

 

[Jayson1]

I’m lost what’s going on?

Nerd stuff.

 

[Detached Nacelle]

I’m lost what’s going on?

There is an interpretation that Lower Decks' quantum probability field created only things that aren't canon to the prime universe. So Discovery's Klingons aren't canon. Neither is the Miranda class, or Galaxy class, or Sovereign class, or Oberth class or even sailing ships.

 

[DaveyNY]

Or perhaps they just need time to ferment. Trust me. In 10 years you will be howling with laughter at this joke!

 

[Turtletrekker]

There is an utterly nonsensical interpretation that has absolutely no basis in reality and certainly wasn't supported on the show that was adopted by pathetic gatekeepers that Lower Decks' quantum probability field created only things that aren't canon to the prime universe. So Discovery's Klingons aren't canon. Neither is the Miranda class, or Galaxy class, or Sovereign class, or Oberth class or even sailing ships.

FTFY

 

[cooleddie74]

I’m lost what’s going on?

Well, first the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came....