Strange New Worlds disappointment

[Donald G]

After extensive research, I can finally reveal the true Star Trek canon, and put a stop to these debates.

Only the following episodes are canon, everything else is not.
- The Man Trap
- A Matter of Perspective
- Gambit Part 2
- Honor Among Thieves
- Star Trek: Nemesis, but only the bit where Riker's getting beaten up in the Jeffries Tubes near the end
- A Space Adventure Hour
- Every episode of Star Trek: Scouts

Hope this ends the canon wars!

The only canonical Star Trek is Roddenberry's novelization of The Motion Picture and Admiral Kirk's preface therein.

All other versions of Star Trek are unreliable, exaggerated dramatizations of the Enterprise's logs and other Starfleet records.

(I kid. I kid because I love. Also, I kid, because, like Krusty, I am an unfunny clown.)

 

[The Wormhole]

I am an unfunny clown.

I'll agree with that much anyway.