Let's see how this works, when I change certain names in the lyrics.
I. Tilly Version
[Verse 1]
Discovery to Ensign Tilly
Discovery to Ensign Tilly
Take your mycellial spores
And put your helmet on
(10) Ground Control (9) to Ensign Tilly (8)
(7, 6) Commencing (5) countdown
Spore Drive on (4, 3, 2)
Check ignition (1)
And may The Great Bird's love (Liftoff) be with you
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
This is USS Discovery to Ensign Tilly
You've really made the grade
And Stamets wants to know whose ghost you see
Now it's time to leave the Mycellial Network if you dare
This is Ensign Tilly to Discovery
I'm stepping through the Network
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
[Verse 3]
Though I'm past one hundred thousand light years
I'm feeling very still
And I think my starship knows which way to go
Tell my friends I love them very much
They know
Discovery to Ensign Tilly
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Ensign Tilly?
Can you hear me, Ensign Tilly?
Can you hear me, Ensign Tilly?
Can you-
[Chorus]
-Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
II. Stamets Version
[Verse 1]
Discovery to Lieutenant Stamets
Discovery to Lieutenant Stamets
Take your mycellial spores
And put your chamber on
(10) Ground Control (9) to Lieutenant Stamets (8)
(7, 6) Commencing (5) countdown
Spore Drive on (4, 3, 2)
Check ignition (1)
And may The Great Bird's love (Liftoff) be with you
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
This is USS Discovery to Lieutenant Stamets
You've really made the grade
And Tilly wants to know whose ghost you see
Now it's time to leave the Mycellial Network if you dare
This is Lieutenant Stamets to Discovery
I'm stepping through the Network
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
[Verse 3]
Though I'm past one hundred thousand light years
I'm feeling very still
And I think my starship knows which way to go
Tell my boyfriend I love him very much
He knows
Discovery to Lieutenant Stamets
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Lieutenant Stamets?
Can you hear me, Lieutenant Stamets?
Can you hear me, Lieutenant Stamets?
Can you-
[Chorus]
-Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
III. Discovery Version
[Verse 1]
Starfleet Command to USS Discovery
Starfleet Command to USS Discovery
Take your Mycellial Network
And put your Spore Drive on
(10) Starfleet Command (9) to USS Discovery (8)
(7, 6) Commencing (5) countdown
Spore Drive on (4, 3, 2)
Check ignition (1)
And may The Great Bird's love (Liftoff) be with you
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
This is Starfleet Command to USS Discovery
You've really made the grade
And Cornwell wants to know whose ghost you see
Now it's time to leave the Mycellial Network if you dare
This is USS Discovery to Starfleet Command
I'm stepping through the Network
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
For here am I sitting as a tin can
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
[Verse 3]
Though I'm past one hundred thousand light years
I'm feeling very still
And I think my starship knows which way to go
Tell my loved ones I love them very much
They know
Starfleet Command to USS Discovery
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you-
[Chorus]
-Here am we are floating 'round our starship
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
IV. Discovery Version with The Enterprise
[Verse 1]
USS Enterprise to Discovery
USS Enterprise to Discovery
Take your Mycellial Network
And put your Spore Drive on
(10) USS Enterprise (9) to Discovery (8)
(7, 6) Commencing (5) countdown
Spore Drive on (4, 3, 2)
Check ignition (1)
And may The Great Bird's love (Liftoff) be with you
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
This is USS Enterprise to Discovery
You've really made the grade
And Pike wants to know whose ghost you see
Now it's time to leave the Mycellial Network if you dare
This is USS Discovery to Enterprise
I'm stepping through the Network
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
[Chorus]
For here am I sitting as a tin can
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
[Verse 3]
Though I'm past one hundred thousand light years
I'm feeling very still
And I think my starship knows which way to go
Tell my loved ones I love them very much
They know
USS Enterprise to Discovery
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you hear me, USS Discovery?
Can you-
[Chorus]
-Here am we are floating 'round our starship
Far above the Galaxy
The Alpha Quadrant is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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Taking "Calypso" into account, I think Version IV is likely with the Discovery and the Enterprise. If we look at the characters, I think the first version, with Tilly, is also likely.
