Caption Contest 8: Outstanding In His Minefield

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"You put Magic Itch Powder in my EV suit and helmet...didn't you, Trip?"

T'POL(*chuckles quietly*)

REED:"You're right, sir.

From this angle the ceiling track lighting IS a bit off the rails."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Reed, aka Mr. Orange: I'm gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' die!
Archer, aka Mr. White: Your not gonna fuckin' die!

 

[Atavachron]

Reed: "Have any of you ever heard of 'Aperture Laboratories'?"

Atavachron

 

[SFRabid]

Trip: "Ummm. Cap'n. I see the leak in your suit. By the way, you left the barn door open and the horse is getting out."

Archer: "Malcolm, take my advice. The next time you decide to comment on T'Pols nice bum, make sure she is not standing behind you."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Trip. Men's room on this deck's broken. You're gonna have to use my EV suit and then clean it out afterwards."

REED:"Maybe this is the worst possible time to mention this...but...


I...I think I left your wristwatch with the countdown timer out on the hull."

 

[cooleddie74]

Malcolm knew better than to open a Valentine package from Berman and Braga...even in the vacuum of space.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Captain earns the nickname "Airlock Archer".

T'POL: Do you hear a hissing sound?

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Commander Tucker wishes to apologize to you for what he so thoughtlessly did inside your EV suit before you put it on.

He also pledges to never again eat any of Chef's chimichongas or burritos immediately before a landing party mission involving the EV suits."

 

[Atavachron]

Reed: "Excuse me Captain, but what does BORG stand for?"

Atavachron

 

[Atavachron]

Reed:"What the...?"

Atavachron

 

[phenyx2]

 

[T'Lin]

Malcolm: What the? [ducks] Hope it didn't see me!

Archer: Ok which one of you put glue in my EV suit?
Trip: I swear it wasn't me this time.
T'Pol: [Snicker Quietly]

 

[Skywalker]

One Reed to rule them all,
One Reed to find them,
One Reed to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

 

[Alyssa]

DISCLAIMER: ALTHOUGH GREATLY EMASCULATED , NO BRITISH ACTORS WHERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Before you remove your suit and go to the restroom, sir...Commander Tucker wants you to know he accidentally overflowed the men's lavatory on this deck."

 

[cooleddie74]

NEXT WEEK ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF STAR TREK : ENTERPRISE...

Captain Archer learns a little something new about love.

And Lieutenant Reed learns a little something big about accidentally dislocating one's jaw on a dare.

 

[Atavachron]

Archer: "By the way, I'm docking your pay for that EV suit."

Atavachron

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: I told you to be careful when playing on the slip n slide.

 

[Triskelion]

It was 6 inches, and that's an order.

 

[Rat Boy]

Trip: "Again, T'Pol? I'm not a machine, for crying out loud."

Unfortunately, it was Reed's job to clean the road markers off the hull whenever Hoshi practiced driving.

Archer: "Mmmph, mpppphm, mppppppph!"

T'Pol: "Should we tell him his speaker is off?"

Trip: "Maybe later."

Archer: *sniff* *sniff*

Malcolm: "Sorry sir. Happens whenever I think I'm about to die."