Caption Contest 8: Outstanding In His Minefield

[John Picard]

Archer: "Trip, you were supposed to put the cherry bomb in the toilet before you took a crap in it."

 

[cooleddie74]

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[cooleddie74]

REED:"You were amazing, sir.

I'm not going to be able to walk for a WEEK."

 

[JiNX-01]

Hey, I know an NXOner over at House of Tucker!

Yep, that's me! Hi Jinx!

I knew it was you! Your caption was one of the cleaner ones! Therefore it has no chance of winning...

 

[SFRabid]

Hey, I know an NXOner over at House of Tucker!

Yep, that's me! Hi Jinx!

I knew it was you! Your caption was one of the cleaner ones! Therefore it has no chance of winning...

I'm not sure how to take that.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If I don't earn a fourth silver pip and a captaincy after helping give Malcolm that emergency medical enema...I'm NEVER gonna get 'em."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Now...hold your head and mouth absolutely still for the next few minutes.

And WHATEVER else you do, don't bite down."

 

[SFRabid]

Trip: "Am I going to have to suffer another caption about a toilet problem and poop on my face?"

Archer: "At least they are not captions about poop in your suite. I'm getting a lot of those."

Malcolm: "Want to trade? I'll gladly take poop in the suite or an exploding toilet over never ending comments about the wrong end of oral sex."

Malcolm: "When did we get suites with padded bottoms?"
Archer: "Sorry about that. I had to go last time I used it and it never got cleaned."
T'Pol: "Quite ironic. I just analyzed the mine you are disarming. It is filled with Romulan feces."
Trip: "I'm reading an energy building up. It is about to blow."
Malcolm: "This sucks. I'd rather be in another caption about something looking at me."

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN.

This contest sure has a lotta poop references, don't it?"

ARCHER:"I'll be on the outer hull checking the hull plating.

Don't call me back in until this stupid contest is finished...okay?"

REED:"Is...is the contest over yet, sir?

I...I don't think my bloody ass can handle any more of this..."

ROMULAN MINE:"This...contest...is...still...going...on?

That...is...IT.

I...am...detonating...out...of...pure...spite."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It was HORRIBLE, sir.

Just...one scatological, gross Cooleddie caption entry after the next.

I'm gonna need to shower for a good, solid WEEK."

 

[NXOner]

Y'all don't know how difficult it is every episode to get a facefull of dirt an' still not have a hair out of place ....

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip always reacted poorly to being turned down for a new bank loan.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"THAT...my friend...

was the counterclockwise-swirl."

 

[Triskelion]

For the love...of...Roddenberry...stop....captioning! The contest is ov...the contest is...ov...ov...blergh!
Phlox get Hoshi down here.

 

[Atavachron]

So if it's over, who won?

Atavachron

 

[Triskelion]

Winners are announced in the next contest, Atavochron! See #9

 

[cooleddie74]

DANIELS:"L-listen to me...J-J-Jonathan...


DON'T...microwave...a-anything...in...

aluminum f-f-f-f-foillllllll..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trashcan Man: My life for him. Yes. My life for him!

Rat Man: The dude's crazy.

Lloyd Henreid: Like we're not.

 

[Skywalker]

Daniels: "There is...another...Ar...cher...!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DANIELS:"The contest ended TOO SOON, Jonathan!!!

My picture...this one...

could...have...won...someone...first...priiiiiize..."

(*Hacks, then dies*)