Caption Contest 48.3: Lights, Action, Etc...

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  1. Alrik

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    Sorry for the delay folks. Kind of ran into my own 'bag of cats'. It's more than time to get some fresh blood flowing and new Captions going, but before we do, lets hear it for the Winners.

    Because sometimes a running gag is still the best option.

    I guess now we know.

    This just speaks for itself.

    I couldn't make a choice between these two because they're both great, so we'll just call it a tie.

    And this one because it was the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw the pic.

    This just speaks to who he became....the Rodney Dangerfield of Enterprise.

    And lastly, our 'Chop' Winner was spot on with...


    Now for your Captioning pleasure, I give you the pics for CC 48.3. Enjoy!

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  2. Alrik

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    Hoshi: Hmmph. Men. And we also know what that so called "decon gel" is really for, Captain.

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