Caption Contest 48.3: Lights, Action, Etc...

[Alrik]

Sorry for the delay folks. Kind of ran into my own 'bag of cats'. It's more than time to get some fresh blood flowing and new Captions going, but before we do, lets hear it for the Winners.

Because sometimes a running gag is still the best option.

ARCHER: Why couldn't Farmer Moore shoot a Vulcan?


...there's one right behind me, isn't there?

I guess now we know.

HOSHI: So...why did you pick me to come along on the mission?

ARCHER: Lost a bar bet. Long story. Just get your shit and come with me.

This just speaks for itself.

Ok, let's get the story straight... automated rice picker, totally freak accident. No more embellishing ok?

I couldn't make a choice between these two because they're both great, so we'll just call it a tie.

Nora: "Bunk beds, eh? Funny. Seems like every time I turn around I'm arguing with someone over who gets to be on top."

And this one because it was the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw the pic.

Nora: "You haven't changed a bit."

Mayweather: "Oh?"

Nora: "You always forget that my eyes are up here."

This just speaks to who he became....the Rodney Dangerfield of Enterprise.

Mayweather: Mom, I want to come home.

Mayweather's Mom: Of course Sweetie. You owe 6 months rent.

And lastly, our 'Chop' Winner was spot on with...

Dr. Sam Beckett: "Oh nice. Very nice. AL!!!! Where the hell have I leaped to this time??? Al?? Al???"

Admiral Forrest: "Who the hell is he talking to? Who is Al?"

Now for your Captioning pleasure, I give you the pics for CC 48.3. Enjoy!

 

[Alrik]

Reed: "Well sir, it appears quite old and that it has been waiting out here almost as long as the last Caption Contest lasted."

Archer: "Ya know? I love my job."

Hoshi: "Hmph! Perv."

T'Pol: "Captain, that comment is unbecoming of your rank."

Archer: "What?!! I was talking about being able to take my dog with me on away missions."

Archer: "Ya think it was little too much? That inverted low level fly by before we landed."

Trip: "Nah, I thought it was great. Loads of fun. But did ya notice the cabin began to reek of plomeek after that?"

Archer: "Now that you mention it. Say, is T'Pol wearing a different outfit?"

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Lieutenant Reed takes a moment out from his tense bomb-defusing duty to practice his soft-shoe routine for the Security Department talent show.

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: What? Does having my dog in here offend you?

Hoshi: No the dog doesn't but wearing a pair of my underwear and the erection does.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: (Over comm) It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

REED: You're not helping asshole!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "If you want the dog to stay, it's gonna be a hundred dollars extra."

 

[Captain Crow]

Reed: So this is the plot device. Looks overly complicated to me.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Reed: "What will that Rubik think up next?"

Hoshi: "Another 3 hours of decon. I'm bored."
T'Pol: "I would not be adverse to some stimulation, intellectual or otherwise."
Archer: "We go through this all the time. I'd have thought you would have been more professional about this."
Porthos: "Threesome! Threesome!"
Hoshi: "I saw your lips move, Captain."
T'Pol: "Indeed."

Archer: "Sure is a pretty planet. You set foot on it first, Trip. Wanna name it? It is traditional."
Trip: "Hicksville."
Archer: "We need some new traditions."

 

[6079SmithW]

T'Pol: I find unisex decon chambers to be highly illogical. Even the most mentally impaired child can discern what they are actually for.

Hoshi: Hmmph. Men. And we also know what that so called "decon gel" is really for, Captain.

Archer: What?! Stop looking at me like that!

Archer: What a gorgeous planet we've discovered, Trip. (breathes deeply) Ahh. Smell that fresh air?

Trip: Yep. Clear blue skies, green grass; It's almost like we're back home.

Archer: This is Earth, isn't it?

Trip: Yep.

Archer: (under breath) God damn.

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "Why'd this have to be the only ATM in the sector?"

Archer: "No, no, go ahead. We'll just be watching you put decon gel on each other quietly."

Trip: "Shouldn't we try stopping him?"

Archer: "No, I told the village chief that Porthos humping his leg was his species way of saying hello."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer: "Why did I bring Porthos? Because Trip told me if I was lucky you might let me 'pet my puppy' while watching you apply the decon gel."
Hoshi (looks at T'Pol): "You didn't!"
T'Pol: "Only once!"

Archer: "What's the gravity on this planet, Trip?"
Tucker: "7.9, Cap'n!"
Archer: "I'll have to make a note of that! At 7.9 gravity, Hoshi running braless is pure poetry in motion!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Biggest Pokemon EVER encountered in the annals of Starfleet.

ARCHER: Go on. Get freaky on each other.

I'm not leaving this room until I get my rocks off.

TRIP: Should be tell Porthos that AIN'T someone's leg?

ARCHER: Never does me any good. Just let him ride it out...and laugh.

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM: I'm NEVER going to get into this bloody pinata with this equipment...

 

[6079SmithW]

Reed: Reed to Captain Archer: You were wondering where the power drain was coming from? Looks like we have another Space Tick sucking power from the Mains.

Reed (quietly to self): Kind of how T'Pol manages to suck the life out of any social event. Oh snap!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: We got only 5 players Cap'n.

ARCHER: Relax, it's the Mets.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Reed: "My analysis is complete, sir. Classic mechanism. A extending tube which, as the timer reachs 0, pops out to display the word "Boom!" in large jolly letters. These Romulans know all the tricks".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer (on radio): "Malcolm, have you started the disarming procedure yet?"
Reed: "No, sir. I'm still reading the legal disclaimers. Geez, there's pages of 'em!"

 

[SRFX]

Reed: "A Fuel Miser? Trip, I think I've found the source of that piston knocking problem you've been talking about lately."
Trip: "F**ks sake, I am sick of dumbasses installing these things. I'll tell Archer the manifold's going to need a complete rebuild."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: Yeah its a boot. Told ya we were illegally parked!

 

[SRFX]

Archer: "What shall we caption this photo?"
T'Pol: "Greener than the grass upon which we stand?"
*Archer and Trip's smiles fade*