Caption Contest 48.2: Casual Friday

[Alrik]

Well it looks like Tri is still on shore leave, so let's keep movin on until he returns. For only three pages of Captions, you guys sure made this one difficult to judge. Keep up the good work, and keep us laughing.

And the winners are..........

For the perfect spin of a well known story...

MIRROR ARCHER: Once...in East Africa...I saw a gazelle giving birth.

So...naturally...I killed both the mother AND the calf and used the placenta to grease the treads of my personal recreational tank.

For making me spit coffee....

Archer (to T'Pol): "Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool wit' yo' pants on the ground!"

Twice...

Hoshi: "Hello. I'm Empress Sato of the Terran Empire and we're here to conquer your planet! First of all, I'd like to point out that most of the women in our empire look a lot like me. And, based on that fact, most of the planets we've conquered have willingly surrendered without firing a shot! Care to comply?"

And for keeping the character in character...

Reed: "Wait 'til they get a load of me."

Congrats! To the winners, and nicely played to all that posted.


For the new pics we're going with a casual theme.

And Because Travis gets over looked so often..

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Why does his forehead look like a fanny?"

Hoshi: "A member of the Bridge Crew? Why that would make me the hottest thing up there."

Archer: "Um, yeah....about that."

T'Mir: "Hey Mo!"

Mestral: "Now cut that out."

Travis: "So. You still considered 'ships entertainment'."

Nora: "Yep, pretty much."

Travis: "Sometimes, aboard Enterprise, I just feel kind of invisible."

Rianna: "D'you say somethin'?"

 

[Aquarius]

"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, you sure are looking lovely today."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Alien? It's just some sort of forehead appliance. You can see the seams!

ARCHER: First you'll have to pass the physical. We'll start with jumping jacks....and go!

T'MIR: I'm off for some wacky hijinks with my friend at the candy factory. Don't wait up.

TRAVIS: Come here often?

NORA: It's my room!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Lemme get this straight...we've got an unknown, scary-looking alien lying on this examination table...

And ALL you people seem to care about is my dingy Members Only jacket? Are you CRAZY?!?!?

HOSHI: So...why did you pick me to come along on the mission?

ARCHER: Lost a bar bet. Long story. Just get your shit and come with me.

T'MIR: This Lancome makeup the Earth women use just doesn't help at all.

TRAVIS: I've missed you.

NORA: Wish I could say the same. It took a year to air this cabin out after you left.

Who knew lotion and petroleum jelly could leave an odor that lingered THAT long?

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: What the hell is he?

PHLOX: A Klingon.

ARCHER: What's that?

PHLOX: What happens when your underwear rides too far up your backside...but I digress.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Whoa, these guys sure start stinking up fast once they die!

PHLOX: He's not dead.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: I can understand him being nude under the sheet...

But why the hell does he have baby oil all over him? And what's with the funnel on that tray?

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL:Whatever you have been using to look prettier, Commander?

It is not working.

THIRD VULCAN: As the Earthmen sometimes like to say:

'SNAP.'

 

[jep]

Dr. Sam Beckett: "Oh nice. Very nice. AL!!!! Where the hell have I leaped to this time??? Al?? Al???"

Admiral Forrest: "Who the hell is he talking to? Who is Al?"


.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOHN: Paulie,tell Ringo we've changed our mind. This is our new drummer!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the wins, Alrik!

Hoshi: "Okay, I'll join your crew under one condition: a total, ship-wide ban on 'cunning linguist' jokes."

Bakula: "No, I am not wearing a hairpiece!" (whispers) "But Graham is. And Armstrong should."

Nora: "Bunk beds, eh? Funny. Seems like every time I turn around I'm arguing with someone over who gets to be on top."

Woman: "Yes, Anthony, Marlon Brando was a great actor. And he did often read his lines off cue cards. But he was subtle about it!"

On Wrigley's Pleasure Planet:

Hoshi: "By the way, I've already had a little talk with the Caretaker. No matter how much you think about it, this red top is not coming off!"

 

[Aquarius]

ARCHER: "Oh, cool!! I LOVE to play 'Alien Autopsy'!"

 

[cooleddie74]

AL: You did it, Sam!! You violated fanboy continuity by introducing Klingons into STAR TREK too damn early!!

Ziggy says it's time to leap!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL: Why do I have to go as Pete Best?


AGAIN?!?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

T'Mir: "So while we are stuck here; Mestral your name is Jack Wood, Stron your name will be Christopher Snow and my name is Janet Tripper I'll have to pretend to be a lesbian chef in training, And we'll have to bevery mindfull of that snoopy land lord Stanley Furley."

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL: Can you please put the Sony PSP down for five minutes, Commander?

We have duties to perform so we can someday hope to leave this planet!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Alright...WHO HERE here called me away from a hot oil orgy in Bangkok for THIS shit?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "You autopsied him? He wasn't even dead!"

Archer: "This is Brazil, right?"

Hoshi: "Right."

Archer: "So...is it a Brazilian?"

Mestral: "There ain't enough lipstick on this entire backwater planet to cover those up."

Nora: "You haven't changed a bit."

Mayweather: "Oh?"

Nora: "You always forget that my eyes are up here."

Mayweather: "No, Reed's the gay one, Mom. I'm straight!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Why couldn't Farmer Moore shoot a Vulcan?


...there's one right behind me, isn't there?