Contest: ENTER STV'ger Caption Contest #241: The One Where Voyager is Eaten by a Monster

[tharpdevenport]

It's baaAAAaack...

Years ago, I could have used the Penisrock and...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tuvok: "We shall try it once more. And this time, please remember the choreography."

 

[Gore-ac]

7: Lower... Lower... Too low! Too low!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris.exe has stopped working.

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

While Voyager's Ensign McBuggery's eccentric habit of showing up for his duty shift in a retro uniform could have been forgiven, his compulsive bottom-pinching was another matter entirely.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Put that polarity back where it came from, or so help me..."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tom (offscreen): "It's ALIIIIIIIIVVVVVVE!!!"
B'Elanna (offscreen): "Do you have to do that every time I initialize the warp core?"

Tom: "Yes. Why?"

 

[The Green Monster]

*Tuvok taps buttons*

Tuvok: "Captain, the computer has translated some of the signal"

Janeway: "Let's hear it""

*Talaxian music*

*Chakotay and Harry breaks out into Talaxian dancing and music*

Tuvok: "Oh, crap"

 

[Gore-ac]

Nobody asked for it and here it is... A new contest!

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

I'd have asked for it if I'd known it was time.