Chin up, at least she didn't use her shoes to stab you in the heart. Just her absent-mindedness. Better luck next time!
But...but.. I ate all the peas!Go complain with my mom
If it were up to me I'd have 20/20 vision!
Your mother can't eat the carrots for you!
Oh my, with that gender-identifying image you brought all sorts of trouble to yourself poor DMV!
That's why you need me there, to keep you entertained while you shop.
You can make shopping entertaining? Next you tell me you can help the medicine go down.
Chin up, at least she didn't use her shoes to stab you in the heart. Just her absent-mindedness. Better luck next time!
Well, she was very apologetic and is getting the chance to make up for it tonight. I'm thinking I should give her a reminder call later.
Nice one.
Ok ok for reals this time.
I've Been hiding in my house ever since, didnt want the ladies (or the dudes) beating down my door chasing after my new found good looks. LOL! kidding Perhaps men just look better with age.... and without an extra 100lbs. esh.
Looking very nice. Although you did so too earlier.
I don't think I've ever seen a pic of you with glasses. It's a good look on youOkay me, looking like the nerd I actually am, with glasses! Also no huge grin.
All these glasses pics makes me feel discriminated against for having 20/20 vision
Thanks for the clarification
Just kidding, nice pic, even if you're not the center of it.
All these glasses pics makes me feel discriminated against for having 20/20 vision
I guess Braindeer has the right idea.
I just wanted to make really, really sure. After all, glass-less people like you are reading my posts, too, and we all know that the phrase "brainy specs" exists for a reason.
All these glasses pics makes me feel discriminated against for having 20/20 vision
Eh, the reason you don't see pics of me in glasses is because I never wear them, and because I don't really like them on me. Self-conscious! Also, my eyelashes knock up against the lenses sometimes and it's really annoying.
).I think this is probably the only place that people would see "Rev" and assume it's a woman. Nice work on the gender shift of attitudes RevdKathy
On making shopping entertaining, well, I'm very, very good at spending other people's money. That's always entertaining. But the real secret is planning an efficient route, with plenty of pitstops for food & drink. Keeps the energy levels high.
I just wanted to make really, really sure. After all, glass-less people like you are reading my posts, too, and we all know that the phrase "brainy specs" exists for a reason.
Ouch, discriminated against and insulted.
*Goes to buy glasses to fit in with the cool crowd*
On making shopping entertaining, well, I'm very, very good at spending other people's money. That's always entertaining. But the real secret is planning an efficient route, with plenty of pitstops for food & drink. Keeps the energy levels high.
You're good at spending other people's money? Me too! Let's be friends.
But as for your shopping strategy, you actually do sound better suited as advisor than my friends, who all share the no-no-one-more-shop-approach. Quick, if I were to tell you that I want to ditch the store with the underpants and instead go to the bookstore, what would be your response?
Trick question.
The real answer is secret option number three: find a restaurant with a really long menu and waitresses with really short skirts.
That way, you get to read stuff and I get the prospect of seeing more underwear. Plus we get to drink & eat too. Winners all round!
Trick question.
The real answer is secret option number three: find a restaurant with a really long menu and waitresses with really short skirts.
That way, you get to read stuff and I get the prospect of seeing more underwear. Plus we get to drink & eat too. Winners all round!
Marry me.
Wait. You would pay, right?
Gold digger.
My mother warned me about girls like you.
My father, on the other hand, was quite complimentary.
Gold digger.
My mother warned me about girls like you.
My father, on the other hand, was quite complimentary.
Yes, yes, and my mother always told that all men are idiots. Now we both have advice we can ignore.
Besides, gold just goes splendidly with my complexion.
Oh my, with that gender-identifying image you brought all sorts of trouble to yourself poor DMV!
Sure, it's just gold today, but it'll be diamonds tomorrow. And it won't end until you empty my secret Swiss bank account and I'm forced to turn to crime to fund your lavish lifestyle.
I miss the days when you were happy with just choosing between lingerie and book stores.
You changed.
Oh my, with that gender-identifying image you brought all sorts of trouble to yourself poor DMV!My god, i always thought you were a woman.
Hey i don't flirt with everyone!
Shut up, everyone!
And it is really hard to miss the pungent smell of desperation/horniness emanating from your general direction. 
(We are just joking with you of course but you have built up quiet a rep for yourself. You can't blame us for having a little fun with you.)
Sure, it's just gold today, but it'll be diamonds tomorrow. And it won't end until you empty my secret Swiss bank account and I'm forced to turn to crime to fund your lavish lifestyle.
I miss the days when you were happy with just choosing between lingerie and book stores.
You changed.
I'm sorry, but when you spend the entire day ogling the lingerie of young waitresses, what else am I supposed to do? I need love, you know? So I buy diamonds framed in platinum, yes.
But apparently you are no longer interested in going shopping with me. So why don't we just split. Your secret Swiss bank account.
We are just calling like we see it.
And I admit it. I thought RevDMV was a woman too. But I stand corrected and I apologize for my confusion.
Oh and welcome Cr031k. Looking good!
