Very, very good!
I'd have been tempted to overegg the laughter pudding by using "hair-raising, yet alluring" in that line. I will endeavour learn from your more subtle, yet piercing, stiletto into my heart.
That's where I usually keep my stilettos.
My eyebrows, and my pain threshold, thanks you. Good advice re: the frames too, I think. I wish I could get away with thicker frames though; I think they suit you well. I see what your friends say about it making you look serious, but they're also flattering. Keep the thicker frames, but maybe play around with different shapes next time round?
I intend to try a different style next time, although I fear I am a little too much on the conservative/cautious side of things. I really like it when people look interesting rather then collectively boring, which is why I think you should try the custom made glasses you mentioned; but I usually don't jump into that fold myself.
I hate that sign.
I'd be an impartial, fair-minded observer. And I'll take great care that you don't drown in my drool.
It's for your own protection. I don't really know why, but the Secret Women Sisterhood tells me that that's the reason.
You'd be bored anyway. I don't shop. I go into shops, look pained, quickly pick something, and then go finally(!) eat.
No it's more like:^ Hey, at least your insurance covers anything at all. We have to fend for ourselves, so mine aren't exactly Prada either.
Sooo ... you don't happen to have -.5 in your left and -.75 in your right eye, hm?
-3.25 right and -2.00 left.
How very egoistic of you.