TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[Outpost4]

I want to thank you all for your patience with my changing this caption contest out. It has been a busy week, as I explained in the last thread. It seems like people have been having fun, though, with over 2,800 views of the last contest. Maybe I should record an album every month.

I must be in a "break the 4th wall" mood today as two of our winners had that as a theme. Extra special congratulations go out to first time winner Zachery Smith, not to slight the always funny Captian Gertch.

Shatner: There once was a midget from Venus. When we measured the size of his----

Dunn: SHUT UP, SHATNER! I'm WARNING YOU!

Kirk: "Haven't you ever heard of the Geneva Convention?"
Hanz: "I vas at that convention. You charged me 80 for zat signature!"

Our bonus picture was captioned by The Laughing Vulcan, who also earns enrollment in The Mudd Club with this win. You want a dry wit? That's TLV, as well as a dirty and bizarre one. He covers the bases, if this Englishman will allow me a baseball term. Also, I need to take care of an oversight. Triskelion made it into the Mudd Club last week and his announcement somehow was eliminated. Congratulations go out to him, too, as the poster who has been the funniest fastest, if that makes any sense. You young Trekkies, just getting started here? Look toward Triskelion. He'll show you how far a guy can fall so quickly. Welcome to the gutter with the rest of us low lifes, Triskelion. The next bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 is on you.

Snoop Doggy Garth

We have a photoshop winner this week with a caption by M'Sharak. It's been too long since our photoshopper, NCC-1701, posted in these parts. I guess it took the faux-Germans to draw him out. Don't be a stranger, Michael. You make me laugh.

Knowing that the Major might detect it at any moment, Kirk and
Spock used PMC* in an effort to formulate an escape plan.




* Pectoral Morse Code

Finally, there is a reason this contest went on for 286 posts. It was because in the very last one, Shatmandu was outed. You're toast, Joe. Very clever, John Picard.

Kirk: "Listen, Shatmandu -- I'm tired of your gay jokes, sexual disfunction jokes, Sulu innuendos, Rand gangbang comments, girdle gaffs, toupe retorts, fart fallacies...."

You were all so good, waiting for me, this week I'll give you three pictures to caption. You make this job a joy...and a lot of fun. Thanks again.

We'll make this contest shorter. I promise.




TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
Cakes488
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (21x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

Plus one this time for a total of 23!
goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (10x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)
Mistral
Mojochi
M'Sharak (12x)

Plus one this time for a total of 13!
NCC-1701 (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (26x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (35x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (23x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (12x)

Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)
Zachery Smith

First Time Winner!

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Never order the Hollandaise sauce at Dennys.

Uhura: Is your acne...contageous?

McCoy: Damn Vulcans and their tequila. Enterprise - three to beam up.

 

[highlander]

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When Scotty whipped it out, this was not the reaction he was hoping for.

 

[highlander]

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Sulu: "I'm not gay!!!! I'll prove it to you...... Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Scotty: Lass, yah can stop laughing now... the joke about the Vulcan and the gay bar wasn't that funny yah know.

Sulu: Have you heard the one about the Vulcan and the gay bar?

... and where the joke began.

Kirk: ...that's the last time I take Mr. Spock with me cruzing the gay bars.
McCoy: What is it with you two anyway? Enterprise, beam up... please!

 

[Outpost4]

Lt. Romaine: Chekov!

Uhura: Chekov?
Sulu: Chekov...

Kirk & McCoy: Chekov!

 

[Michael]

We have a photoshop winner this week with a caption by M'Sharak. It's been too long since our photoshopper, NCC-1701, posted in these parts. I guess it took the faux-Germans to draw him out. Don't be a stranger, Michael. You make me laugh.

Danke für den Sieg, Außenposten Vier! Also, thanks to M'.

Yeah, I think the Nazis dragged me in there. (This sounds weird. ) I actually take a look at every TOS caption contest. Oftentimes I just can't come up with a funny caption. Also, real life kept me quite busy the last months. So I couldn't really be online all the time.

However, I think this was maybe too easy ...

(Anyone feel free to come up with a decent caption ...)

 

[Outpost4]

This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

Sulu: Ex-squeeze me.

 

[Gertch]

Thanks for the win Outpost4. I also want to thank you for doing these contests. You're tops! And we don't mind you taking extra time if you don't mind the ribbing.

In space, periods come on suddenly and with a vengeance.

In space, periods come on suddenly and with a vengeance.

For laughing at him, Scotty put her on pause for the day and had all her friends come down and laugh at her.

Uhura (thinking): "What's the use, he wouldn't know what to do."
Sulu (thinging): "What's the use, I wouldn't know what to do."

 

[Michael]

^ Gertch, the 'Pause' one is gold!

This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

Sulu: Ex-squeeze me.

You see, that is funny! I would've never come up with something like that. Not in a trillion years.

 

[Gary7]

Lt. Romaine: "Scotty, quick! Pepto bismol... need it--badly..."
Scotty: "Ah lassie, I told ya never to eat both the green and pink cubes together at lunch, didn't I?"

Uhura: "I'm... Sulu, I'm late."
Sulu: "Me?"
Uhura nods slowly
Sulu: "But that's impossible!"

Kirk: "McCoy, would you stop singing those infernal country songs? Look what you've done--Spock puked all over his shirt!"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

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Scotty: There was nothing amusing about my kilt!

Uhura: You can let now.
Sulu: Right, sorry. Didn't want you to fall again....::whispers:; I think the Captain was trying not to look up your skirt.
Uhura: Not funny, Hikaru!

Kirk: What did you slip him, Bones?
McCoy: I told you I didn't...Oh, forget it! Enterprise! Beam me..I mean us... up!

 

[Gary7]

This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

Sulu: Ex-squeeze me.

You see, that is funny! I would've never come up with something like that. Not in a trillion years.

Me either--this was such a great idea. I'll bet Output4 already had it in mind when he selected the screen cap. Excellent photo editing, too.

 

[Gertch]

This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

Sulu: Ex-squeeze me.

You see, that is funny! I would've never come up with something like that. Not in a trillion years.

Me either--this was such a great idea. I'll bet Output4 already had it in mind when he selected the screen cap. Excellent photo editing, too.

I didn't even notice that.

 

[Michael]

Excellent photo editing, too.

Thanks.

 

[highlander]

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Scotty was beginning to regret showing her all of Shatmandu's fart jokes.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Scotty: "Aye, this episode gives me pause, too."

Uhura: "I'm frightened..."

Uhura: "...but now I'm pissed!"

McCoy: "MEDIC! Oh, wait."

 

[highlander]

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Sulu: "Me love you long time."
Uhura: "Sugar, we both know that's not true."

 

[highlander]

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Sulu: "Nice wonder-bra. Can I borrow it?"

 

[Gertch]

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"Beam down that midget. Spock can't reach his shoelaces."