TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

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  1. cooleddie74

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  2. M'Sharak

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  3. cooleddie74

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  4. Rat Boy

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    Nazi: "Vhat is the deal here? Do you think you're too sexy for your shirts?"
     
  5. cooleddie74

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    Kirk and Spock got more than they bargained for when they asked Sulu to book their 2268 vacation package.
     
  6. Gertch

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    :lol:
     
  7. Rat Boy

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  8. Gary7

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    Agreed. I think Rat Boy got that one... funniest quote I've seen for it yet. ;)
     
  9. Rat Boy

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  10. M'Sharak

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  11. Michael

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    Naturally. :lol:
     
  12. Gary7

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    ST Bloopers, eat your heart out. ;) This thread has had me laughing more than I ever expected. :lol::guffaw: :lol::guffaw:
     
  13. M'Sharak

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    You should look back through some of the previous contests. There have been some really good ones (in the "laugh yourself into a state of paralysis" sense.)
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Please Spock...not in front of the nazis.
     
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  17. Rat Boy

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    Schultz: "I know nutzing!"

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  18. Michael

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    *Must resist the urge to correct every use of faux German in this thread*

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