TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "It says in Book of Holies: Be-um Kind, Rewindeesta."
Cloud Festus: "Membership revoked!"

Cloud Festus: "It's not the buggering I mind, it's the constant shouting during it. What does this 'SPOCK!' mean?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "She is faking it!"

Cloud Festus: "No shit, Sherlock."

 

[Outpost4]

Cloud Festus: "It's not the buggering I mind, it's the constant shouting during it. What does this 'SPOCK!' mean?"

If I don't give Shatmandu a gay erotic picture to caption, he creates his own.

I think you have issues, dude.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud Festus: "Whoever fit her wig should be shot."
Cloud William turns, eyes Festus' wig, shuts book, clubs him with it.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud Festus: "It's not the buggering I mind, it's the constant shouting during it. What does this 'SPOCK!' mean?"

If I don't give Shatmandu a gay erotic picture to caption, he creates his own.

I think you have issues, dude.

At the very least ...

Joe, has used "buggering" and "tittyfuck" in most every contest

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud Festus: "Is that a straw coming out of his head or is it his penis?"

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Cloud William: So it is written in the E-Pleb-Neesta...the holiest of worship words:

Me not like kohms in a box.
Me not like kohms with a fox.
Me not like kohms in a house.
Me not like kohms with a mouse.
Me not like kohms here or there.
Me not like kohms anywhere.

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[Outpost4]

Joe, has used "buggering" and "tittyfuck" in most every contest

Shatmandu: I'll have a Dirty Sanchez and my wife will take a Buggered Burger,
with cheese, along with two Fisted Fries, a large diet Tittifuck, no ice, and a small
Cumshot. Can you make that to go?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Joe, has used "buggering" and "tittyfuck" in most every contest

Shatmandu: I'll have a Dirty Sanchez and my wife will take a Buggered Burger,
with cheese, along with two Fisted Fries, a large diet Tittifuck, no ice, and a small
Cumshot. Can you make that to go?

McEmployee: Yessir. Would you like that all in one cup or two?

 

[Outpost4]

McEmployee: Excuse me, was that two Fisted Fries or just a single order of Two-Fisted Fries?

 

[Shatmandu]

^

Screw you guys!

Cloud William: "Now, Mister Shatmandu, as part of the hiring process, we do a scan of the internet for your name."
Joe: "Uh ..."
Cloud Festus: "We have just a few questions ..."

Fan Dressed as Cloud William: "The Book of Roddenbeesta clearly states the Great One wrote and conceived of every single thing in the series himself."
Fan Dressed as Cloud Festus: "Blasphemer!"

 

[Gertch]

"We no find Buggered Burger in YangDonald's cookbook. Perhaps a nice E Pleb Neesta?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "I... do not fully understand, one named Kirk...but your order will be obeyed. I swear it."

 

[Triskelion]

CloudWilliam: Let us refer to the Great Book of ComSutra. This one looks like a page 347.
CloudFestus: Yep. 347. And a dadburned 423.
CloudWilliam: You're right CloudFestus. Go and fetch CloudGimp.

CloudWilliam: Value meal you name, price we name, otherwise Hello Kitty toy no -
Man in Yellow: Oh no you didn't!

 

[Rat Boy]

Epic fart!

 

[Mallory]

I really have to start waiting until my second cup of coffee before I read this thread.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "I... do not fully understand, one named Kirk...but your order will be obeyed. I swear it."

-- or --

Yellow Shirt: "No, no, mother-fucker, you hit the wrong button. <shakes head> Nobody in these places can ever read plain English ..."

-- or --

Cloud Festus, sniffing: "Cloud William, the Sign of Holies in the bathroom says 'All Employebs Mustee Washum Handeestas Befab Returnap to Workum.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

CloudWilliam: Value meal you name, price we name, otherwise Hello Kitty toy no -

Yellowshirt: "You sound a lot like that asswipe at the coffee shop next door."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Cloud Festus: What is this 'large orange juice'?

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William was fired later in the day, after he dealt with an unruly customer by hitting the man in the back of the head with an iron bar.