TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[Rat Boy]

Yellowshirt: "Screw this. I'm going to Burger Kohm."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "No, Cloud Festus, the Book of Holies says we must hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, if this barbarian wishes it so. It cannot upset us."

-- or --

Cloud Festus: "Kohm, you resemble the one in the book ..."
Cloud William, snapping to attention, turning pages quickly: "The one caught pooping in the urinal last week?"
Cloud Festus: "No, no, the other one. Satan."
Cloud William, stopping: "Ah."

 

[Gertch]

Cloud William: "No, Cloud Festus, the Book of Holies says we must hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, if this barbarian wishes it so. It cannot upset us."

Oh my word!!! I can't stop giggling.

"YOUR COFFEE - IT BURNS!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:"The Holiest of Holies says you can supersize your drink and value meal for just thirty cents more."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Let's see Zubin get THIS out of the divorce settlement..."

CLOUD WILLIAM:"Funny. Make Yang think...don't it?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"'Do fries come with shake?' GTFO! Where think you are?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk could sleep through just about anything.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The Holiest of Holies would like to know if you'd like to try the secret sauce, Cloud William makes it out of his very own...

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Cloud Tonto, Cloud Tarzan and Cloud Frankenstein's constant tardiness for Cloud Council meetings was beginning to wear on Cloud William's patience.

Cloud William: Cloud Admiral Stockdale here can show up on time. Why not Cloud Tonto, Cloud Tarzan and Cloud Frankenstein? Maybe you Clouds think-em you have something better to do?

 

[Rat Boy]

If you thought Tyree was pissed before, wait until he gets a load of this.

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:"Holiest of Holies fail to mention...we work here nine months now...but no medical insurance. Cloud William feel betrayed!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Tyree?! I know how this looks, but I can explain!"

Tyree: "Go fuck yourself!"

Tyree: "Jim, when I told you to go fuck yourself, this isn't what I meant."

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:"E Pleb Neesta?

$3.99.

E Pleb Vegan?

Buck more."

 

[S'kai]

Tyree was successful in convincing Nona that humans had their genitals in their elbows, but the results were not what he had hoped.

 

[Outpost4]

Cloud William: The sacred book promises that good is stronger than evil...except for Buggered Burgers, two for a dollar.

 

[FredCFO]

"He shaves his chest ! That's not right..."

"Actually, a special order would upset us."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud Festus: "No – no! Only the penis of a chief may tap that ass!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Yellowshirt: "There. I bought a Coke. Now, as a paying customer, I can use the bathroom without you assholes fucking with me."
Cloud William, shrugging: "I not write the Book of Holies. <turns, gestures> Cloud Festus not write it, either ..."
Cloud Festus: "Have a nice day, savage."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I can't believe I fucked you.
KirkNona: Must've been your life long ambition.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "The One Called Spock ... The way he is sitting, I can tell ..."
Cloud Festus: "... he's double-yanged. Check The Book; see what that means."
<Cloud William rummages through The Book.>
Cloud Festus: "Well?"
Cloud William, still flipping pages: "Would have it have killed the Gods to put an index in this fucking thing? <frowns, continues flipping>"