TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[cooleddie74]

Tyree's old stories had been right.

The Hill Women WERE screamers.

CLOUD WILLIAM:"According to the most Holy of Holies...the E Pleb Neesta...it is said our freedom and deliverance will come dressed in badly-sewn velour and go-go boots from the twinkling lights in the night sky."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Did you hear something, Cloud William?

Sounded like...wretched feminine overacting and rubber props."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk was so good that he didn't even have to penetrate a woman to make her scream.

 

[cooleddie74]

MAKO-ON


Apply directly to the pecs

Apply directly to the pecs

Apply directly to the pecs!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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"Did you hear something, Cloud William?

Sounded like...wretched feminine overacting and rubber props."

Cloud William: "So cooleddie has a date?"

 

[scottydog]

Cloud William: "There's nothing but bleeps in here."

Kirk: "What did you expect? It's Chris Pike's diary."

Spock: "I believe it's actually Chris Rock's, Captain."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Did you hear something, Cloud William?

Sounded like...wretched feminine overacting and rubber props."

Cloud William: "So cooleddie has a date?"

Okay. I'll give you that one. That's the winner in MY book!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Do you see the impure way that primitive hill woman rubs her naked skin and hands all over the strange visitor with the firebox?



William?


WILLIAM?


Hello???"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GABBY: Just give her another minute or two, Reverend. You know how brides are.

REV. CLOUD WILLIAM: Picking Kirk as your best man might have been a mistake.

Meanwhile at the bride's apartment:

 

[cooleddie74]

WILLIAM:"Do you see that...in the cave over there?

It is spoken of in the Holiest of Holies. Page CCLVIII. Verse fourteen. It is called...'Gettin' it awn.' "

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Uh, excuse me, but my penis is down there.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Uh, excuse me, but my penis is down there.

Nona: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Nona was shocked at where Kirk's superfluous third nipple was found.

 

[Mallory]

Cloud William: Don't use so many pages the next time Kirk, this is our last Sears Catalog.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Rare photo: Shatmandu and Outpost4 judging a Caption Contest in the pre-internet era.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, obscured, sawing away behind Nona: "He's not waking up, is he?"

Cloud William: "I see you geeks have been looking at that quick glimpse of my woman's vagina for the last 40-odd years ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Epic sneeze!

 

[Shatmandu]

Old Actor: "This going to take much longer? I've got to get Shelly Winters her wig back by six."

 

[Rat Boy]

You people keep making sex jokes, but you fail to see that she's actually crying over the spear that's lodged in the side of Kirk's head.

 

[Outpost4]

Cloud William: You said you wanted the Complete Works of Shatmandu. And yes, the book's authentic. My son here was 17 when he started reading this book...yesterday.