TOS Caption Contest #97 - Whom Gods Delay

[Swarles Barkley]

Josh Hamilton and his 71 year-old batting practice coach Clay Counsil add their names to the Holy Book of Home Run Derby Records.

Seriously though. I don't care if Cloud Festus was actually pitching to Hamilton. He made Yankee Stadium his beeyotch tonight.

 

[Rat Boy]

Somehow, I doubt that Cloud Festus' arm would have held up over so many pitches. Heck, I was amazed that Counsil didn't lose his location over that entire derby.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Somehow, I doubt that Cloud Festus' arm would have held up over so many pitches. Heck, I was amazed that Counsil didn't lose his location over that entire derby.

Rat Boy speak truth. Cloud Counsil have rubber arm.

 

[Vassa]

Archer? Who the hell is Archer?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Holiest of Holies say...caption contest OVER already.

Why then we still stand here...have men from lights in sky keep putting dumb words in our mouths?"