8. And just in case you are wondering....you're in the space army/navy/spaceforce there will be no debate on the matter. We explore and shoot shit at the same time!SYLLABUS: FIRST WEEK
- How to Get Along. Your seatmates will likely look, smell, and sound very different from you. Don't stare. Don't sniff. Reach out! They could by your new best friend or future commanding officer! Win respect by offering it first!
- Transporter Facts & Myths. Yes, it can make a clone of you. Yes, it can transport you to a parallel universe. Yes, it can split your personality in half. Yes, it can remove your clothing. It can also save your life and end awkward conversation. It is a miraculous machine when maintained properly and used wisely!
- Paging Mr. Garak! A well-tailored EV suit will keep you alive in lifeless environments. Learn how to wear yours and regard it like you would your own skin. And learn how it cleans itself after a bout of space sickness!
- Rank and File. Learn the hierarchy of Starfleet. Study the chain of command so you know who to follow and when to lead! You won't be a Cadet, Ensign, or Lieutenant forever! Move up the Starfleet ladder to boldly reach those stars!
- Location. Location. Location! Learn where you are in relation to your neighbors in space, and where they are in relation to each other. A background in astronomy is useful, but if you're Sirius about interstellar exploration, then our introductory course to the Alpha Quadrant is a great place to start!
- Talk is Cheap! Not everyone is a Hoshi Sato or Nyota Uhura, but when the Universal Translator is down we'll show you some tips to keep the dialogue flowing to prevent an intergalactic war!
- Waste Not! We've come a long way in biological waste extraction. Learn the most efficient and private ways to find relief in any environment. Pass it on to your pets if you have them!
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