Happy new year and welcome to the new contest!
Let's get right down to business!
First up to the plate, we have the "Advanced Troubleshooting" Award, goes to @Maurice for:
SULU: Affirmative, Mr. Scott. I am holdiing down Control-Alt-Delete and we've still got the Blue Screen of Death.
Next, we have the "How to lose fans and alienate people" Award, going to @2takesfrakes for:
"So ... what's happening outside with all the cops, Bill?"
"Well, let's see, Georgie ...They're rounding up the Trekkies waiting to decend upon us and devour us."
"Maybe you shouldn't have made that 'Get a Life' remark, then ... huh?"
"Let me put it this way: I won't be doing conventions again, for a long ... long time."
Next, we have the "Careful now... easy...." Award, goes to @Corpus Christi for:
Sulu: Mr. Spock, how much longer must these exercises continue?
Spock: As the Captain said, until all bridge personnel have a 100 percent rating.
Leslie: Simulator reset. Helm techniques, parallel parking, attempt 47.
Sulu: I'll never live this down, will I?
Next, we have the "Maybe there were warnings about this planet?" Award, going to @Herbert for:
Sulu: Can you connect to the wifi?
D'amato: Nope. I can't get into the only network available. It's called ' iwillexplodeallthecellsinyourbody-lorisa '
Sulu: I got a bad feeling about this.
Next, we have the "Emergency Beamout" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:
"What do you mean, I'm in a photon torpedo tube, and you're about to fire on the Kling--"
Our Photoshop Award goes to @Happy X-Mas (War Is Over) for:
SULU: This new Captain is giving me the creeps.
SCOTTY: Just lower the lighting and fire the torpedoes like he asked, lad.
The Tribbles have chosen two winners of this award!
@ChasFink:
Sulu: No! This breaker keeps going off! Just unplug the damn toaster!
@TrickyDickie:
Sulu: "Who is 'Catwoman'?"
D'Amato: "I don't know, but it sounds to me like Dr McCoy needs to vaccinate us against cat-scratch fever!"
Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to the winners! And now, lets get a contest going Ensign Pavel Chekov!
Enjoy!
Let's get right down to business!

First up to the plate, we have the "Advanced Troubleshooting" Award, goes to @Maurice for:

SULU: Affirmative, Mr. Scott. I am holdiing down Control-Alt-Delete and we've still got the Blue Screen of Death.
Next, we have the "How to lose fans and alienate people" Award, going to @2takesfrakes for:

"So ... what's happening outside with all the cops, Bill?"
"Well, let's see, Georgie ...They're rounding up the Trekkies waiting to decend upon us and devour us."
"Maybe you shouldn't have made that 'Get a Life' remark, then ... huh?"
"Let me put it this way: I won't be doing conventions again, for a long ... long time."
Next, we have the "Careful now... easy...." Award, goes to @Corpus Christi for:

Sulu: Mr. Spock, how much longer must these exercises continue?
Spock: As the Captain said, until all bridge personnel have a 100 percent rating.
Leslie: Simulator reset. Helm techniques, parallel parking, attempt 47.
Sulu: I'll never live this down, will I?
Next, we have the "Maybe there were warnings about this planet?" Award, going to @Herbert for:

Sulu: Can you connect to the wifi?
D'amato: Nope. I can't get into the only network available. It's called ' iwillexplodeallthecellsinyourbody-lorisa '
Sulu: I got a bad feeling about this.
Next, we have the "Emergency Beamout" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

"What do you mean, I'm in a photon torpedo tube, and you're about to fire on the Kling--"
Our Photoshop Award goes to @Happy X-Mas (War Is Over) for:

SULU: This new Captain is giving me the creeps.
SCOTTY: Just lower the lighting and fire the torpedoes like he asked, lad.

The Tribbles have chosen two winners of this award!
@ChasFink:

Sulu: No! This breaker keeps going off! Just unplug the damn toaster!
@TrickyDickie:

Sulu: "Who is 'Catwoman'?"
D'Amato: "I don't know, but it sounds to me like Dr McCoy needs to vaccinate us against cat-scratch fever!"
Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to the winners! And now, lets get a contest going Ensign Pavel Chekov!





Enjoy!