Your Girlfriend Was In A Porno Movie!

[Jetfire]

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OMG! That is crazy! I actually live for giving a woman positive reinforcement...that wouldn't bother me...cheating would, like if it happened outside of work...you know.

 

[StarTrek1701]

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OMG! That is crazy! I actually live for giving a woman positive reinforcement...that wouldn't bother me...cheating would, like if it happened outside of work...you know.

I don't have a problem with PRI. My wife sometimes asks me the most baffling questions about her perfect looks (perfect to me ) and I give her PRI, no problemo. Its when it becomes an every time thing that would annoy me. As it apparently did my cousin. The pornstar he dated is still 'working', with two boobjobs since then.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Only circus freak is Ron Jeremy.

ready an anecodote once about an aspiring porn starlet. She was pretty much fine with everything - as long as she didn't have to scenes with Ron Jeremy

One of my instructors at photography school was cockblocked by Ron Jeremy. Makes a memorable story to tell the class.

This thread must be getting to me, because I first read that as "one of my instructors at pornography school." I was asking myself, "why would she need to go to pornography school?" before I got around to re-reading it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This thread must be getting to me, because I first read that as "one of my instructors at pornography school." I was asking myself, "why would she need to go to pornography school?" before I got around to re-reading it.

You think that's bad, one of the early outlines I heard for Trek was that James Kirk was named after his mother's "love instructor".

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This thread must be getting to me, because I first read that as "one of my instructors at pornography school." I was asking myself, "why would she need to go to pornography school?" before I got around to re-reading it.

You think that's bad, one of the early outlines I heard for Trek was that James Kirk was named after his mother's "love instructor".

Isn't that from the TMP novelization? I could've sworn I heard something like that.

 

[Vendikarr]

Very different if said behavior was in a committed relationship and not on screen for money. That is prostitution. Granted, I wouldn't be entirely comfortable with your other scenario, either. I don't like to think about the girl I am with getting it on with somebody else. It's a complete turn-off.

It's not prostitution, it's acting. Do you think they have sex for twenty minutes and it's done?

There's lighting, setting the cameras, positioning the performers, etc. They will get some usable shots, do it again and again, then break while the director has the cameras moved, lighting adjusted and then they go at it again.

These things can take all day, with no real enjoyment.

There are cheap productions where someone is just walking around actors while they are on the bed (or whatever), but in the higher quailty porn, it's a movie where these scenes are the most important ones in the production, and they have to get them right.

The actors enjoying themselves isn't important, getting the best shot is.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You think that's bad, one of the early outlines I heard for Trek was that James Kirk was named after his mother's "love instructor".

Isn't that from the TMP novelization? I could've sworn I heard something like that.

That specific bit? No, but the novelization is indeed full of similarly juvenile blather. You can tell that Gene wrote it himself.

 

[TheMasterOfOrion]

I think one of you needs to adjust your meth ho radar

 

[Captain Ice]

^Nice try, but let's leave that kind of talk/suggestion out of this discussion.