You know you're a TOS fan if...

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by JonnyQuest037, Jan 30, 2019.

  1. Stibbons

    Stibbons Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    The real question is how did Flint steal it off the Federation?

    Besides, Nomad might have taken it from the Romulans earlier. I pity the crew of that Warbird. Perhaps M4 ended up with a bit of Nomad instead.

    And if you worry about these sorts of things... you know you're a TOS fan.
     
  2. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

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    He probably invented it as "Jackson Roykirk".
     
  3. JonnyQuest037

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    ...If you have a strange attraction to women with beehive hairdos.
     
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    "E plejum foammlim..." :beer:
     
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    Henoch Fleet Captain Premium Member

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    ...if you pause and smile at any mention of Helen Noel. :adore:
     
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    If you spend inordinate hours trying to figure out what episodes are non generic
     
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  7. Sareesataka

    Sareesataka Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    You know you're a TOS fan when...

    - you turn on your bluetooth earpiece, you say, "Hailing frequencies open!"
    - you wave a big fluffball in front of your wife/husband, making a shrill noise and shouting, "You're a Klingon spy!"
    - you insult someone by calling him a Herbert.
    - you greet people by saying, "Peace and joy be with you. Are you of the body?"
    - instead of saying, "I'll think about it", you say, "I shall consider it!"
    - you name your dog "Lazarus" so when you're concerned about him, you can say, "But what of Lazarus?"
     
  8. johnnybear

    johnnybear Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I did state a while back that I thought Tan-Ru could have been a Romulan probe! :vulcan:
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  9. uniderth

    uniderth Commodore Commodore

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    Mmmmmm. :luvlove:

    Now that's a woman you can invite to a Christmas party.
     
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    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    When you get behind a slow driver you say to yourself "Set phasers to disintegrate!!!!!" :cool:
     
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  11. johnnybear

    johnnybear Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Or pretend that it's a Klingon scoutship with important documents that could give them control of Sherman's planet my Lord? :lol:
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  12. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    A verrrrry sloooow Klingon scout. I'm trying to go Warp 9 while they are at sublight speed. ;)
     
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    Sublight? Some cars travel at the speed of slow moving asteroids!!! It's like they think they've got all day to be on the road sometimes! :wtf:
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  14. Spock's Barber

    Spock's Barber Commodore Commodore

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    On the Earth, people get hemorrhoids. Up in space, astronauts get asteroids. :whistle:
     
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    If you search eBay for old copies of Pravda which denounce the lack of a Russian on the show.

    If you bathe your fried eggs with blacklight before eating them.
     
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  16. ZapBrannigan

    ZapBrannigan Commodore Commodore

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    I'm drawing a blank on that one. :confused:
     
  17. 1001001

    1001001 Boorish Jackass Moderator

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    Operation Annihilate?
     
  18. IMC Headquarters

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    (The one with Kirk's nephew):)
     
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  19. ZapBrannigan

    ZapBrannigan Commodore Commodore

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    Ah! That's a good one.
     
  20. Kor

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    If you've made your residence look (or function) like a set from TOS in any way.

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