You know you're a TOS fan if...

The real question is how did Flint steal it off the Federation?

Besides, Nomad might have taken it from the Romulans earlier. I pity the crew of that Warbird. Perhaps M4 ended up with a bit of Nomad instead.

And if you worry about these sorts of things... you know you're a TOS fan.

 

He probably invented it as "Jackson Roykirk".

 

...If you have a strange attraction to women with beehive hairdos.

 

"E plejum foammlim..."

 

...if you pause and smile at any mention of Helen Noel.

 

If you spend inordinate hours trying to figure out what episodes are non generic

 

You know you're a TOS fan when...

- you turn on your bluetooth earpiece, you say, "Hailing frequencies open!"
- you wave a big fluffball in front of your wife/husband, making a shrill noise and shouting, "You're a Klingon spy!"
- you insult someone by calling him a Herbert.
- you greet people by saying, "Peace and joy be with you. Are you of the body?"
- instead of saying, "I'll think about it", you say, "I shall consider it!"
- you name your dog "Lazarus" so when you're concerned about him, you can say, "But what of Lazarus?"

 

I did state a while back that I thought Tan-Ru could have been a Romulan probe!
JB

 

Mmmmmm.

Now that's a woman you can invite to a Christmas party.

 

When you get behind a slow driver you say to yourself "Set phasers to disintegrate!!!!!"

 

Or pretend that it's a Klingon scoutship with important documents that could give them control of Sherman's planet my Lord?
JB

 

A verrrrry sloooow Klingon scout. I'm trying to go Warp 9 while they are at sublight speed.

 

Sublight? Some cars travel at the speed of slow moving asteroids!!! It's like they think they've got all day to be on the road sometimes!
JB

 

On the Earth, people get hemorrhoids. Up in space, astronauts get asteroids.

 

If you search eBay for old copies of Pravda which denounce the lack of a Russian on the show.

If you bathe your fried eggs with blacklight before eating them.

 

I'm drawing a blank on that one.

 

(The one with Kirk's nephew)

 

Ah! That's a good one.

 

If you've made your residence look (or function) like a set from TOS in any way.

Kor