Just a fun little thread where we come up with one liners about what marks us as TOS fans. The goofier & the geekier, the better. I'll start: You know you're a TOS fan if... ...You make references to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet instead of Risa. ...You start to twitch whenever you hear someone call it an "away team" instead of a landing party. ...You think that the Eugenics Wars and World War III were the same thing. ...You insist that everything is a Russian invention. ...Half of your coworkers wear miniskirts. ...You're still tempted to short circuit your work computer by giving it an impossible conundrum to solve. ...You've gotten caught up in a "yellow or green" debate here on the BBS. ...You know that the only real Klingons have smooth foreheads. ...You prefer your bald Captains to wear toupees.