Plus, when I imagine you driving it, I can hear "The Lineman" playing in my head.![]()
I didn't know what a rez car was, but thank you for broadening my horizons a tad.![]()
REZ CAR
It's 24 years old.
It's been used
a lot more than most.
It's louder than a 747.
It's multicolored and none
of the tires are brothers.
I'm the 7th or 8th owner
I know I'll be the last.
What's wrong with it?
Well, the other day
the steering wheel fell off.
The radio doesn't work
but the heater does.
The seats have seen more
asses than a proctologist.
I turn the key, it starts.
I push the brake, it stops.
What else is a car
supposed to do?
--Jim Northrup
If anyone else here has a significant amount of Native American in them, they'll have heard of a rez car.
^ I meant in a general sense, but I just thought Starsky & Hutch.
(They drove a Ford Torino, BTW. Not exactly the same thing, but close!)
There's just something special about a rez car. We had another pair of them when I was a little older, two Pintos one brown and one orange!If anyone else here has a significant amount of Native American in them, they'll have heard of a rez car.
Not Native American myself, but familiar with rez cars.![]()
^It's Indian slang for reservation. Not a stupid question at all!
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