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Voyager funniest moments

The scene I like best is the first one. The one with Tuvok going through Pon Farr and the doctor injecting him while continuing his operatic performance.
 
The scene I like best is the first one. The one with Tuvok going through Pon Farr and the doctor injecting him while continuing his operatic performance.
I'm not sure if these are the exact words to the doctor's song, but I found this part especially funny "Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray. If you would be so kind, please aim for his behind". :lol:

Also, if it hasn't been mentioned yet. Doc's "deathbed" confession in Renaissance Man. And everyone's reaction to them.
 
I'm not sure if these are the exact words to the doctor's song, but I found this part especially funny "Paris please find a way, to load a hypospray. If you would be so kind, please aim for his behind". :lol:

Also, if it hasn't been mentioned yet. Doc's "deathbed" confession in Renaissance Man. And everyone's reaction to them.

Yes, that's what I am thinking of and the death bed confession was good too.
 
Oh yes, the Doc was always funny, also in the episode Virtuoso:

JANEWAY: I see. Well in any case, you've been neglecting your Sickbay duties. I haven't received a report in three days.

EMH: Oh, come now, Kathryn. It's not as though there's been a flood of medical emergencies.

JANEWAY: I wasn't aware we were on a first name basis.

EMH: I, I meant Captain. I'm sorry.

JANEWAY: Oh, that's perfectly all right, Doctor, or do you prefer Maestro?

EMH: Oh, please. Either is acceptable.

JANEWAY: Well, then, let me make it clear to both of you. Maestro, you're finished for today. Doctor, report to Sickbay. Now.

:lol: Well, actually the scene is funnier, than the transcript!
 
Oh yes, the Doc was always funny, also in the episode Virtuoso:

JANEWAY: I see. Well in any case, you've been neglecting your Sickbay duties. I haven't received a report in three days.

EMH: Oh, come now, Kathryn. It's not as though there's been a flood of medical emergencies.

JANEWAY: I wasn't aware we were on a first name basis.

EMH: I, I meant Captain. I'm sorry.

JANEWAY: Oh, that's perfectly all right, Doctor, or do you prefer Maestro?

EMH: Oh, please. Either is acceptable.

JANEWAY: Well, then, let me make it clear to both of you. Maestro, you're finished for today. Doctor, report to Sickbay. Now.

:lol: Well, actually the scene is funnier, than the transcript!
Also very funny from Virtuoso when they are in engineering working on modifications to the lecture hall

TORRES: What's wrong with the sight lines?
EMH: If you consider the height of the average Qomar, it's obvious that anyone seated in the back five rows will have an obstructed view.
TORRES: You're right. They won't be able to see anything but the top of your head. The glare could blind them.
 
In Drone, the Doctor is very anxious for Torres to get up and get to work on seeing what's wrong with his mobile emitter. He wakes her up early saying "Early bird gets the gagh", when she had the morning off and was going to sleep in. He's like, "You're worried about a few more minutes of unconciousness when my freedom is at stake" (It was freedom he said and not existence wasn't it?).

She turns off the monitor next to her bed and goes to get in the shower. He activates another monitor that's actually in the bathroom (not a great idea to put one there IMO) just as she takes her gown off. She whirls around, holding the gown in front of her and yells at him. He says "I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom".
 
In Drone, the Doctor is very anxious for Torres to get up and get to work on seeing what's wrong with his mobile emitter. He wakes her up early saying "Early bird gets the gagh", when she had the morning off and was going to sleep in. He's like, "You're worried about a few more minutes of unconciousness when my freedom is at stake" (It was freedom he said and not existence wasn't it?).

She turns off the monitor next to her bed and goes to get in the shower. He activates another monitor that's actually in the bathroom (not a great idea to put one there IMO) just as she takes her gown off. She whirls around, holding the gown in front of her and yells at him. He says "I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom".
LOL, I always wondered why there would be a video monitor in the bathroom. But I love how he says "It's nothing I haven't seen before"
 
LOL, I always wondered why there would be a video monitor in the bathroom. But I love how he says "It's nothing I haven't seen before"

Ideally, you would be able to see the person contacting you, but they wouldn't be able to see you. Unless it was an emergency or you enabled visual contact (suppose, for instance, that you were hiding in the shower fully clothed while an intruder searched your room)
 
Ideally, you would be able to see the person contacting you, but they wouldn't be able to see you. Unless it was an emergency or you enabled visual contact (suppose, for instance, that you were hiding in the shower fully clothed while an intruder searched your room)

I would think they could beam those types directly to the brig. You don't even need to send anyone.
 
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