Voyager funniest moments

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by retroenzo, Aug 28, 2016.

  1. Athena28

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    I loved V. Plus my brother went to school with Diana. I think she’s one of the best villains ever.
     
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  3. Athena28

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    One of my favorite moments:

    Course: Oblivion:

    (Torres tosses her bouquet over her shoulder, and Seven cannot avoid catching it.)
    EMH: Congratulations.
    SEVEN: For what?
    TUVOK: You may not want to know.
     
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    In 30 Days, when Paris is doing push-ups in the brig, and pretends to be counting in the 90's. Neelix says "Stayin in shape, Tom?" And he replies "Oh yeah... I always do when I'm in jail":lol:
     
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    An episode starts off where Belanna Tom and Neelix are in the mess hall having a casual discussion. Belanna thinks Seven is watching them.

    TORRES: She's watching us again.
    PARIS: You're imagining things.
    TORRES: I don't think so.
    PARIS: B'Elanna.


    So Belanna goes over to where Seven is sitting and confronts her.

    TORRES: You've been staring at us all night. In fact, you were following us yesterday when we were walking to Engineering, and the day before when I was waiting for Tom outside the shuttlebay.

    SEVEN: You are correct, I have been observing you. It's part of my research on human mating behaviour.

    Belanna snatches the pad from Seven and starts reading;

    TORRES: Stardate 52647, fourteen hundred hours. Subjects quarrel in corridor outside female's quarters. Male returns with twelve flowering plant stems, species rosa rubifolia, effecting a cessation of hostilities. Stardate 52648, oh three hundred hours. Intimate relations resume. How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?

    SEVEN: There is no one on deck nine section twelve who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations. :lol:
    NEELIX: Is there a problem?
    TORRES: I want all the data you've collected.
    SEVEN: I haven't completed the study.
    TORRES: Then study this. Borg provokes Klingon, Klingon breaks Borg nose!.
    NEELIX: B'Elanna.
    TORRES: Call Sickbay. Tell them there's about to be a medical emergency. :lol:


    The scene cuts to opening credits. I never really paid attention to this scene, but for some reason now I find it kind of funny.
     
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  6. HelenofBorg

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    Remember that episode where the holographic doctor is transferred to the USS promethius that's been taken over by Romulans... my favourite part is this:

    EMH: Stop breathing down my neck
    EMH2: My breathing is merely a simulation
    EMH: So is my neck, stop it anyway!
     
  7. Athena28

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    A Picardo original.
     
  8. JanewayRulz!

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    Nope, its Partruition from season 2.

     
  9. Damian

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    I've noted this before but in "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy" when one of the Overlookers from the Heirarchy taps into the Doctor's program and gets, um, incorrect information about Voyager from the Doctor's dreams.

    I've always loved the look on the Overlooker's face when he realizes he was only seeing the Doctor's dreams. Even in all that make-up the actor portrayed that "Oh no, I'm totally f---ed" look to a tee and it always makes me laugh. I figure that look must be a universal constant :lol:
     
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    That's a Neelix, Tom fight, isn't it? Or am I missing something?
     
  11. JanewayRulz!

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    Must

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    READ the

    :alienblush:

    WHOLE

    :ouch:

    post

    :censored:

    BEFORE

    :crazy:
    responding

    :wtf:

    next

    :o

    time.

    :sigh:
     
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    Don't be so hard on yourself:D
     
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    Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy
    The Doctor painting Seven (in his daydreams):
    JANEWAY: He does the hands very well.

    The Doctor saving the ship (in real life):
    SEVEN: Congratulations, Doctor. (kisses him on cheek) That was a platonic gesture. Don't expect me to pose for you.
    EMH: Noted.
     
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    "Think Tank"

    After their ability to communicate with each other is disabled, Fennim squaks out what sounds like a four letter expletive of the bad luck variety...

    *dies*
     
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    There's a quote from "Q2" in my signature.
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    B'Elanna Torres:
    How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?
    Seven of Nine: There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who does not know when you're having intimate relations.
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    Icheb: [looking at his tricorder readings after B'lanna becomes disoriented] I'm detecting another lifesign.
    Seven of Nine: [looking around engineering] Where?
    Icheb: Inside Lieutenant Torres, it might be a parasite.
    Seven of Nine: [tapping her comm badge to contact the doctor] Seven of Nine to the doctor, I will be accompanying Lieutenant Torres to sickbay.
    The Doctor: What's wrong?
    Seven of Nine: I believe she's pregnant.
     
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    From the same episode that brought us the famous "Get the cheese to sickbay" line:

    (The EMH puts the gelpack on a biobed and raises the curved arms over it.)
    EMH: Initiate the scan.
    KES: Scanning beam is active.
    EMH: Ah, ha!
    TORRES: What?
    EMH: The patient is sick.
    TORRES: Can you be more specific?
    EMH: <to Torres, deadpan serious>: To discuss the patient's condition in front of the patient would be a serious breach of professional etiquette. It's been suggested that I cultivate a greater sensitivity to my patient's needs.
    EMH <to the gelpack, with reassuring demeanor:>: Don't worry, my little friend.
    TORRES (irritated): Doctor!
    EMH: Very well. The biological component of the circuit device has an infection. A very contagious one.
     
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    The woman is THAT damn good. :techman:

    Part of me thinks she was only half-acting (between wearing the corset and the catsuit, she must've been seriously jonesing for that cheesecake :lol: ).
     
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    Observation of the EMH, after Vorik says he hopes b' Elanna isn't too upset with him: With Lieutenant Torres, 'upset' is a relative term.
     
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    Came in to say this exact moment. This entire song... I usually have to rewind it a few times just to rewatch because it has me in stitches.
     
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