Voyager funniest moments

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  1. Sophie74656

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    Also in Renaissance Man when Tom kisses the doctor
     
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  2. stardream

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    'Is there anything else you'd like to confess?'

    I've always loved that "Voyage of the Damned' comment. I remember laughing at that on the original airing.
     
  3. locutus101

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    When Neelix turns Tuvok's quarters upside down in that Klingon episode.
     
  4. Sophie74656

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    "I'm really going to miss her" :lol:
     
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    I wonder why Tuvok didn't suggest that Neelix accompany her on that planet...

    Although, it does explain why Tuvok insisted only a few episodes later that he go live inside that asteroid. :lol:
     
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    This certainly wasn't a gut buster, but I was amused by this line from The Cloud- Neelix: This ship could outmatch any vessel within a 100 light years and what do they do with it? (mocks) Well, uh, let's find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!"
     
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    When the Doctor, pretending to be B'Elanna calls him sweetheart. You can tell that's not a word he's ever heard her use for him. Hence the, "You're certainly getting affectionate in your third trimester".

    In Author, Author, when the Doctor sees that Tom has hi-jacked his holoprogram for revenge. Also in that episode, B'Elanna's reaction to Lt. Marseille's moustache.
     
  8. Lynx

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    Me too!

    This was the episode where I really started to like The Doctor, much because this conversation.

    Before that, I did find the whole "living hologram" a bit over the top and even if I did like The Doctor since "Caretaker", I stll had some doubts. But this episode made me realize that he was funny with his sarcastic comments too.

    And I also like the comment "Get the cheese to sickbay". A classic! :techman:
     
  9. locutus101

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    The part when the doc is arguing with the opera singer and then when he reports the incident to Kes. That was funny.
     
  10. Catarina

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    Episode Prototype

    Chakotay is the last one who should talk here...shuttle wrecker :)

    Paris: "I don't need a diversion. Just give me a chance, I'll get her out."
    Chakotay: "You don't mind if the rest of us give you a little help, do you, Paris? I'd hate to lose another shuttlecraft."
    Paris: "Your concern for my welfare is heart-warming."
     
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  11. Tracy Trek

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    From Caretaker,

    Janeway: Mr. Kim, at ease before you sprain something.
     
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    ^Yes, the way she walked around the desk and up to him with that look make it even more perfect.
     
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    Ironic, considering his later nihilophobia. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilphobia Not so lovely anymore, is it, Neelix?

    Thankfully, Tuvok didn't sing it to him like a total jerk.
     
  14. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

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    Scene 1: Janeway/Paris/EMH in Sickbay

    EMH: Speaking of revisions, I was hoping I could give my character a more active role. In the period you've created, the village priest was the most prominent member of the community, held in the highest regard.
    PARIS: That's a great idea, Doc. We could send Father Mulligan on a retreat to a nearby monastery, where he takes a vow of silence and never speaks again.

    (Janeway grasps Tom's arm and pull him outside)
    EMH: Try it, and you'll be saying Hail Marys till Saint Patrick's Day.

    Scene 2: Tuvo/Seven/Tom and Kim in the Mess Hall:

    (While Tuvok seems not to be well)
    PARIS: Imagine yourself sitting high on a bluff overlooking the ocean. The salt air, The rhythm of the waves rising and crashing against the rocks. A tiny fishing boat bobbing on the water below. Up and down, up and down.
    TUVOK: I get the idea, Ensign. Thank you.
    NEELIX: Mutton, creamed cabbage or blood pudding?
    SEVEN: Explain.
    NEELIX: I'm preparing a traditional Irish meal at the Ox and Lamb this afternoon, and I can not decide on a main course.
    PARIS: Blood pudding. You can't lose.
    NEELIX: That was my first choice, too, but replicating the lamb's intestines, it, it could be tricky, And every time I try to heat the blood, it coagulates in the milk.
    TUVOK: If you'll excuse me, I think I will consult the Doctor.

    :guffaw:

    (source: http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/610.htm)
     
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  15. Tracy Trek

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    The Captain getting Tom out of there, makes me think she's a mom getting her naughty little boy away before he can say anything else insulting.
     
  16. locutus101

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    That wouldn't be very tuvokian.
     
  17. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

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    Correct. :D
     
  18. locutus101

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    That's there and then that he lost any chance for promotion.
     
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    Speaking of McNeil's delivery. I found this amusing in this episode as well (In the Flesh)

    KIM: Polite stage? The last 8472 I met tried to dissolve me from the inside out.
    PARIS: It was only trying to get to know you better, Harry.
     
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  20. smp4life

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    When seven of nine offers sex to Kim