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Voyager funniest moments

I've always loved that line, and it's not so much the words themselves, but the way Picardo delivers the lines.

Of course, who can forget, "Get the cheese to sickbay".

In Renaissance Man, when the EMH is impersonating members of the crew. He switches over to a holographic version of Torres and is about to hurry out the door before he remembers she is almost full term pregnant and has to ask the computer to adjust his appearance.
Also in Renaissance Man when Tom kisses the doctor
 
This certainly wasn't a gut buster, but I was amused by this line from The Cloud- Neelix: This ship could outmatch any vessel within a 100 light years and what do they do with it? (mocks) Well, uh, let's find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!"
 
Also in Renaissance Man when Tom kisses the doctor
When the Doctor, pretending to be B'Elanna calls him sweetheart. You can tell that's not a word he's ever heard her use for him. Hence the, "You're certainly getting affectionate in your third trimester".

In Author, Author, when the Doctor sees that Tom has hi-jacked his holoprogram for revenge. Also in that episode, B'Elanna's reaction to Lt. Marseille's moustache.
 
I've always loved that line, and it's not so much the words themselves, but the way Picardo delivers the lines.

Of course, who can forget, "Get the cheese to sickbay".

In Renaissance Man, when the EMH is impersonating members of the crew. He switches over to a holographic version of Torres and is about to hurry out the door before he remembers she is almost full term pregnant and has to ask the computer to adjust his appearance.

Me too!

This was the episode where I really started to like The Doctor, much because this conversation.

Before that, I did find the whole "living hologram" a bit over the top and even if I did like The Doctor since "Caretaker", I stll had some doubts. But this episode made me realize that he was funny with his sarcastic comments too.

And I also like the comment "Get the cheese to sickbay". A classic! :techman:
 
The part when the doc is arguing with the opera singer and then when he reports the incident to Kes. That was funny.
 
Episode Prototype

Chakotay is the last one who should talk here...shuttle wrecker :)

Paris: "I don't need a diversion. Just give me a chance, I'll get her out."
Chakotay: "You don't mind if the rest of us give you a little help, do you, Paris? I'd hate to lose another shuttlecraft."
Paris: "Your concern for my welfare is heart-warming."
 
^Yes, the way she walked around the desk and up to him with that look make it even more perfect.
 
This one from "Tuvix" is funny:

NEELIX: Why, is there some regulation that says we can't do both at the same time? I know. Why don't, why don't we sing a song while we toil, hmm? It'll cheer you up. Now, I've been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts, (sings) Oh starless night of boundless black.
TUVOK: That lovely tune is a traditional funeral dirge.
NEELIX: I know, but it was the most cheerful song I could find in the Vulcan database. Come on, Tuvok, join me. Oh starless night of boundless black.
TUVOK: Mister Neelix?
NEELIX: Yes?
TUVOK: Do you think you could possibly behave a little less like yourself?
:)

Ironic, considering his later nihilophobia. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilphobia Not so lovely anymore, is it, Neelix?

Thankfully, Tuvok didn't sing it to him like a total jerk.
 
Fair Haven:

Scene 1: Janeway/Paris/EMH in Sickbay

EMH: Speaking of revisions, I was hoping I could give my character a more active role. In the period you've created, the village priest was the most prominent member of the community, held in the highest regard.
PARIS: That's a great idea, Doc. We could send Father Mulligan on a retreat to a nearby monastery, where he takes a vow of silence and never speaks again.

(Janeway grasps Tom's arm and pull him outside)
EMH: Try it, and you'll be saying Hail Marys till Saint Patrick's Day.

Scene 2: Tuvo/Seven/Tom and Kim in the Mess Hall:

(While Tuvok seems not to be well)
PARIS: Imagine yourself sitting high on a bluff overlooking the ocean. The salt air, The rhythm of the waves rising and crashing against the rocks. A tiny fishing boat bobbing on the water below. Up and down, up and down.
TUVOK: I get the idea, Ensign. Thank you.
NEELIX: Mutton, creamed cabbage or blood pudding?
SEVEN: Explain.
NEELIX: I'm preparing a traditional Irish meal at the Ox and Lamb this afternoon, and I can not decide on a main course.
PARIS: Blood pudding. You can't lose.
NEELIX: That was my first choice, too, but replicating the lamb's intestines, it, it could be tricky, And every time I try to heat the blood, it coagulates in the milk.
TUVOK: If you'll excuse me, I think I will consult the Doctor.

:guffaw:

(source: http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/610.htm)
 
PARIS: That's a great idea, Doc. We could send Father Mulligan on a retreat to a nearby monastery, where he takes a vow of silence and never speaks again.

(Janeway grasps Tom's arm and pull him outside)
EMH: Try it, and you'll be saying Hail Marys till Saint Patrick's Day.
The Captain getting Tom out of there, makes me think she's a mom getting her naughty little boy away before he can say anything else insulting.
 
Speaking of McNeil's delivery. I found this amusing in this episode as well (In the Flesh)

KIM: Polite stage? The last 8472 I met tried to dissolve me from the inside out.
PARIS: It was only trying to get to know you better, Harry.
 
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