As there appears to be one for both TNG and DS9, I thought I'd start one with Voyager. (How long before they appear in TOS and ENT forums too?) I'll put this one up as one of the best: Chakotay: If Neelix has another Talent Night I hope you'll reprise it. Janeway: Oh no, not until certain other people take their turn, the ship's first officer, for instance. Chakotay: Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so. Janeway: Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off. Chakotay: Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain.